re: Anyone watching Black Doves on Netflix?

Calm down girl, sounds like it might be time to change out your tampon.

I thought about it out of boredom until I read Kim Du Toit's review this morning:

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My one-word review: Don’t.

My longer review: total and utter bullshite, with a paper-thin plot, an unbelievable “heroine”, and more holes in the plot (and action sequences) than in the average piece of Swiss cheese — and I apologize in advance for any slight against Swiss cheese.

Suffice it to say that the good guys all shoot like Jerry Miculek, while the bad guys (predictably) all shoot like guys who flunked out of Imperial Stormtrooper Beginners Marksmanship Qualification. And watching the 82-pound Keira Knightley fighting a Special Forces sniper hand-to-hand — and winning — is enough to make you reach for the barf bag.

There’s even a sub-plot where the good-guy assassin is (surprise, surprise) a homo with (of course) a Black lover. That this relationship is actually one of the more interesting and entertaining parts of the show should say it all.

I would go into greater detail, but that would require making an effort which this stupid series really does not deserve.

And to prove how totally crap this show is, Netflix has committed to Season 2 already.

Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

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Just finished it, and I throughly enjoyed it tbqh. Thanks for bringing it to the board. I would’ve missed it otherwise.

There is a good way to get normal people to not watch, but man/man butt sex in it.


Want normal people to watch it, guns and titties. You can put either or both, but you need one. Not the fake titties....well, fake titties work too. But non-female titties don't work. Man acting like a female titties don't work is what I mean. Female acting like a man, those titties can work. Case in point: