re: 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days

I think your twin sister knows how old you are. She sounds hung up on Jesse

I didn’t think it was possible, but Avery officially takes the prize for Most Ignorant of the 90 Day Fiancé Franchise away from Nicole .

Tim spent all his money on that car and has to reuse a ring.

Omg to this former nerd. His ex-fiancée friend zoned him & roped him into continuing to pay for her kid. Now she’s concerned about losing her gravy train.

Poor poor Caesar

He needs some sort of invention

Episode one has already made up for the lame Chantel bullshite I had to put up with on Happily Ever After.

there's lik 100 90DF shows so my wife and I kind of lose track. She, for some reason I can't explain, LOVES michael and the fat slob that's with him so we tuned in last night thinking they'd be on this one.

-Ceasar...man I feel terrible for that guy. I would hope that TLC would have some kind of due diligence after a point to stop the cameras and be like "ok, dude...you're a nice guy and all but we've gotta be real with you" and tell him to wake the frick up. He's basically ruining his life and TLC is just along for the ride waiting to capture every moment. That kinda stuff just makes me feel bad.
-The whole situation with ferrari guy is very odd. I don't even need to elaborate on the whole "my gf for like 8 years that was also my fiance raise a kid together but we broke it off but we're still best friends" thing. Very strange. Aside from that, the girl he's talking to in columbia from what little I saw is ridiculously beautiful, like off the charts hot. I'm sure she's using him for money or whatever but damn I'd think she could find SOMEONE within 50 miles of her location that would give her a good life instead of finding this clown.

And also agree I can't believe they gave chantel a show. Similar to caesar it's just kinda sad to me at this point, it's obvious that the ENTIRE premise of the show is drama,nothing more. It's not about love or marriage or working through problems, it's about "hey let's get these 2 families together as much as possible and watch the fireworks". River is a weirdo creeper that I'm pretty sure is in love with his sister. And chantel..honestly why is she still with pedro? They've been married what, like 3 years now? And seemingly do nothing but argue and fight all the time. She is a damn good looking girl and I'm CERTAIN that being in (or near in this case) atlanta there are thousands of guys that would be better suited for her than pedro.

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Timothy is stuck in a love triangle...honestly, I can't even remember who Timothy is

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Timothy is the dweeb who drives a Ferrari.

I’m ready for Ang the Bounty Hunter and Our Sweet Nigerian Prince