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Yankees vs. Mariners: the series we’ve all been waiting for!

Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:03 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:03 pm
The time has finally come! The eyes of the world will be fixated on the Bronx as one of the most anticipated matchups of the season has finally arrived. It’s Clash of the DONG TITANS as current MLB dong leader BIG DUMPER and the Mariners invade Yankee Stadium to face the New York Yankees and reigning Dong King THE JUDGE! Captain America looks to keep the Liberty Bell ringing with resounding DONGS that will echo through the annals of history, while BIG DUMPER looks to continue cranking DUMPY DONGS at an alarming rate. WOW!

The Punisher vs. The Pounder
Captain America vs. Aquaman
Our Commander in Chief vs. …Cal Raleigh

THE JUDGE will seek to continue his LEGENDARY (shoutout to Shady Sanders) Triple Crown run, while BIG DUMPER and the Mariners try to honorably make up ground against Cheaters in the AL West.

ALL RISE for what should undoubtedly be one of the most entertaining series of the year!

Warren vs. Gilbert
Schlittler? vs. Evans
Stroman vs. Woo
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5394 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:06 pm to
Expect multiple DONGS from the The Punisher. The Commander In Chief could over take the Dumper as the DONG KING by All-star break. A DONG WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE BRONX - SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
99498 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:08 pm to
Let's heckin gooooo! Hope to see see plenty of massive dongs and epically big dumps

ETA: frick Marcus Stroman
This post was edited on 7/8/25 at 3:09 pm
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
215927 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:16 pm to
Won’t matter how many homers Judge hits. If they lose all the games to Seattle, it will mean nothing.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20543 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:19 pm to
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Hope to see see plenty of massive dongs and epically big dumps

Well, that covers your weekend plans, can you stick to the topic of the thread
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20543 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:20 pm to
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Won’t matter how many homers Judge hits. If they lose all the games to Seattle, it will mean nothing.

JerryTheKingBawler:
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
83357 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:27 pm to
Let’s go! The JUDGE will DONG tonight!

Southeastern own Will Warren will be on the mound!!!!!!
This post was edited on 7/8/25 at 3:30 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:29 pm to
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Let’s go! The JUDGE will DONG tonight!

No cap, it will be a DONG PARADE!
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45677 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:39 pm to
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Hope to see see plenty of massive dongs


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SirWinston


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Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45677 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:41 pm to
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Expect multiple DONGS


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littleavery1948


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Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45677 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:42 pm to
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DONG PARADE!


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JerryTheKingBawler


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Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
15397 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:45 pm to
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JerryTheKingBawler

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littleavery1948

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SirWinston

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NorthshoreTiger76

Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:46 pm to
Sick triple post.
Posted by LSUJuicer
Member since Jan 2013
3796 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:58 pm to
$289,000,000 vs $148,000,000 payroll. It just doesn’t get more epic than this! Sad the Yankees fans are trying to hype this so much. They can buy whoever they want and this is the one circled on their calendar.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:02 pm to
If you’re a baseball fan you’re excited about this one. The Best Player in Baseball THE JUDGE vs. the only player standing in his way to a HISTORIC triple crown. If you don’t know ball just say that.
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
1038 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:15 pm to
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DONG

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DUMPER

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annal


heh…
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
193992 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:40 pm to
each was different

Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5394 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:45 pm to
It's like Cait vs Paige. GOAT vs Greatness.
Posted by FreshMeat10
MoWata
Member since Jun 2025
122 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 5:05 pm to
MLB regular season is one of the most boring things in sports
Posted by LSUJuicer
Member since Jan 2013
3796 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 5:22 pm to
Just don’t buy the hype of a man who still uses all caps to make his arguments.
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