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Yankees should consider reversing their dimensions and put the short porch in left field.

Posted on 9/11/26 at 11:57 am
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
9431 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 11:57 am
Over the past 10 years, THE JUDGE has been cranking dongs nationwide. However, Yankee Stadium does him no favors. Captain America brings Punishment wherever he goes, stroking just about equally in his career with 200 at home and 185 on the road. A shift in dimensions isn’t unheard of. Camden Yards aka JUDGEMENT Yards pushed back their left field wall strictly trying to prevent the inevitable after THE JUDGE continued to unload in Baltimore. However The Punisher comes for everyone and this did not stop The Greatest Right Handed Hitter of All Time. It’s high time that The House The Boss Built becomes The House THE JUDGE Rebuilt.
This post was edited on 9/11/26 at 11:58 am
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
30785 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 11:58 am to
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Jerry


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Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
9431 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 12:00 pm to
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td01241

Posted by Cromulent
Down the Bayou
Member since Oct 2016
3474 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 12:12 pm to
It's Friday so that means Jerry got paid and he splurged on Busch Lite beer this morning.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
30785 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 12:17 pm to
Unfortunately the JUDGE is a major playoff choker so Jerry’s entire premise here would be ultimately irrelevant.

He carries in 65 career playoff games a .236 batting average and a near double strikeout percentage than his career regular season average.

Oof
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
9431 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 12:20 pm to
He literally hit .500 last postseason. Take a lap junior.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
30785 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 12:21 pm to
I’m just giving you his career stats baw, don’t get mad at me.

If he did hit .500 last postseason, and i have no reason to not believe you,he must have been absolutely atrocious every other year to have such a low batting average

Why does he strikeout so much in the playoffs?


One thing he does do well in the postseason is hit for power. 17 homers in 65 playoff games isn’t anything to scoff at
This post was edited on 9/11/26 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82817 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 12:21 pm to
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It's Friday so that means Jerry got paid and he splurged on Busch Lite beer this morning.


He strikes me as more of a Bud Light type.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
80141 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 12:50 pm to
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THE JUDGE has been cranking dongs nationwide.


Following in A-Rods footsteps I see
Posted by Dale3
'Merica
Member since Aug 2014
682 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 1:17 pm to
Not sure the Yankee pitchers would appreciate this.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
9431 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 1:18 pm to
You saved that post with the edit
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6447 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 1:24 pm to
Retarded and gay
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
9431 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 1:33 pm to
Why yes, yes you are.
Posted by Rainier Fog
Member since Jul 2025
1886 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 3:08 pm to
Is the Judge still hurt? Can't get the ball over the left field wall?
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
9431 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 3:19 pm to
Reading is fundamental.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46829 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 3:38 pm to
fig alert
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118657 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:02 pm to
Should have done it for Dimaggio. He'd have over 500 instead of 361.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40820 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:10 pm to
Roids

quote:

Following in A-Rods footsteps I see


In more ways than 1..
This post was edited on 9/11/26 at 4:12 pm
Posted by Rainier Fog
Member since Jul 2025
1886 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:25 pm to
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Reading is fundamental.



I didn't read your useless wall of text
Posted by CarolinaSandstorm
Member since Aug 2026
140 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:33 pm to
Op sucks cocks for the taste
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