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re: Week 28 of 52 2013 Golfing Thread - Independence Day Edition

Posted on 7/1/13 at 2:49 pm to
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 2:49 pm to
I love putting sunscreen on the pin. person almost falls down when they grab it and they hand shoots down.



that or stick the pin in the fringe on the other side of the green. or in the bunker




Of course I only do this when I know the people playing behind me
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 2:52 pm to
Good one.
Posted by MrCoachKlein
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 2:54 pm to
I've picked up golf balls hit into me too, next time place a white cone cup on the ground facing them, they'll have to go back and re-tee once they realize it's not a ball. Another time, when we were about 12, a group of guys kept hitting into us so my buddy took a dump in the hole. Hardest I've ever laughed. Ever.
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 2:56 pm to
all from pranks a guy my dad plays with. Hes a child but the funniest man ive ever met. He puts dog shite in golf ball boxes and would give it to me as a "gift" and shite like that


He gave me a nut shot at a hornets game once, I didnt see him or know he was there. he spotted me and gave me one I was on the ground and hes dying laughing. everyone was looking at him like WTF is going on
Posted by Jakesonaplane
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

took a dump in the hole.


My cousin did this once when we were kids at Eastover in N.O. East.

There's really nothing funnier than seeing a turd, smooshed by the pin, in a hole on a golf course.
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 2:59 pm to
just have to pray they are the type of people that dont take the pin out to put. then they get shite all over their ball
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:02 pm to
Well, it's not all coming out. You can't finish the hole, 'cause you'd have to retrieve your terd ball.



We also had some fun stealing the range cart at night and riding around. We played a version of king of the mountain, but with a moving golf cart down the fairway. That was a blast.
This post was edited on 7/1/13 at 3:03 pm
Posted by MrCoachKlein
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:03 pm to
This was a group of old drunk black men, half of them pissed themselves too when their buddy flung a warm turd across the green
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:04 pm to
This thread got shitty in a hurry this week.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:05 pm to
I heard about some a-holes at sharpstown golf course in H-town putting a dead racoon in one of the water coolers on the tee boxes. some pissed off people
Posted by MrCoachKlein
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:09 pm to


Haven't done anything that bad, but I did hide a dead gator in the blind spot of a bunker once
This post was edited on 7/1/13 at 3:10 pm
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:15 pm to
Ever put a tee in the green at a 45 degree angle underneath a playing partners ball?

If you put it low enough where they won't see it and its angled towards the hole, the ball will jump off of it like a ramp when they putt it

It's pretty hilarious, assuming you can do it while they aren't looking and they don't mark their ball
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:16 pm to
Those have rabies all over them. That's ruthless.

Posted by MrCoachKlein
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:20 pm to
I'll have to try that one.
The exploding golf balls are great too
Posted by Jakesonaplane
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:30 pm to
Anybody wanna see my bum leg? They just cut the cast off
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:33 pm to
You gotta' nice wound?
Posted by BeaverPRO
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:38 pm to
nope
Posted by Jakesonaplane
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:40 pm to
Posted by BeaverPRO
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Posted on 7/1/13 at 3:41 pm to
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