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re: Tom Brady Divorce?

Posted on 1/21/20 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/21/20 at 2:44 pm to
If Gisele needs a shoulder to cry on or a rebound pity frick, BigPerm is here for her.
Posted by HM11AU
Member since Jun 2019
236 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 2:48 pm to
Who the frick really cares? Both suck dicks.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 1/21/20 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Megxit Mania


Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58823 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 2:55 pm to
Tom & Giselle have been on the edge of divorce for a decade now according to those magazines
Posted by Ron Cheramie
The Cajun Hedgehog
Member since Aug 2016
5534 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 3:42 pm to
Tom Brady lost 3 Super Bowls

I have never lost a single super bowl

Come to me Giselle
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20568 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 3:44 pm to
I knew the MSB was gossipy as shite but I didn't think it would get to the point where we're using these magazines as sources
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 1/21/20 at 3:51 pm to
I said this maybe a month ago. Gisele is going after Joe Burrow now.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15643 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 3:55 pm to
The GOAT wants to be the only NFL Player to ever receive alimony. One more thing to add to his long list of NFL accomplishments
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
55424 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 3:59 pm to
600M nightmare?

I want that keeping me up at night. shite.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 4:02 pm to
This is probably bullshite, but think about the pussy that would just line up around the block to hump Tom Brady.

It would be bedlam.

Like this scene from The Bachelor (1996 film), but with an army of 10's running after him:

Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115570 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 4:08 pm to
Tom, Jimmy, Edleman, and Amendola walk into a bar and it’s over for every woman in that place
Posted by Junky
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2005
9069 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 4:11 pm to
If this were the headline on CNN I’d have trouble believing it. Since it’s this magazine, my skepticism isn’t nearly as elevated.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 4:17 pm to
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Tom, Jimmy, Edleman, and Amendola walk into a bar and it’s over for every woman in that place



Tom would get 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th dibs. Dude is a bigger star and richer than all of those combined. And probably the best looking. And is a pop culture icon outside of football.

Now, Tom and Leo walk into a bar - and we'll see who wins

Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115570 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 4:22 pm to
Depends if Leo is in shape for a movie or 50 pounds overweight during his off time

Although then again Brady is checkin out at 8pm and getting a kale smoothie, Leo is poppin bottles til 3am
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112305 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 5:21 pm to
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Although then again Brady is checkin out at 8pm and getting a kale smoothie, Leo is poppin bottles til 3am


This
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 5:28 pm to
She’s no longer the top earning model in the world, but she does earn a shitload of money still by parlaying her name and marriage to Tom into other revenue streams.

She does a metric shitton of commercials for Brazilian audiences/products.
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
34684 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 5:34 pm to
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Gisele wants a winner, not some washed up QB that got eliminated in the wild card round. Joe Burrow gonna be smashing that soon


I have a hunch that Joe Burrow can do a lot better than a 39-year-old with two kids.
This post was edited on 1/21/20 at 5:35 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

She’s no longer the top earning model in the world, but she does earn a shitload of money still by parlaying her name and marriage to Tom into other revenue streams.

She does a metric shitton of commercials for Brazilian audiences/products.


I think she has her own brand down there too that is "affordable and fashionable" and she is just printing money with it.

Kind of similar to what Jessica Simpson did in the states that made her a cool $200m.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25568 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 5:43 pm to
Someone has been putting the "gis" in Gisele.
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8334 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:21 pm to
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