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re: The 2026 Masters - Congrats to Rory on his 2nd straight green jacket

Posted on 4/11/26 at 8:59 am to
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27210 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 8:59 am to
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Not single LIV golfer broke par in the first round and their average score was 75.3, worse than the overall average of 74.6.

This is just revisionist math. 3 of the 10 LIV golfers there are older champs Bubba, Schwartzel, and Sergio. DJ isnt old yet but he never seemed like a guy that would put in the work to stay competitive into his older years. I dont think any of them would be in the field without a champ exemption even if they were on the PGA tour.

Koepka played much better in round 2 than round 1 as well. Is that because he was LIV or because he is back on that PGA tour?

Bryson was great at the Masters last year, was he worse this year because LIV went from 54 to 72 hole tourneys?

Cameron Smith has obviously regressed, is that because of LIV or because he is rich as frick now and doesnt work as hard? That happens in all sports to some guys. Look at the 49ers WR that they couldn't even get to show up last year after he got his big contract.
This post was edited on 4/11/26 at 9:15 am
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36165 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 9:06 am to
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Someone lied to you. Tom Segura isn't funny.



That was my first thought of him as well, it is low-effort "hurr durr south is racist" jokes from a midwesterner .
Posted by LSUbacchus
Portland, Oregon
Member since Jul 2012
1808 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 9:17 am to
That video was terrible. Lazy humor.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47450 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:13 am to
Harman at 1 over after reaching 10 over yesterday
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15663 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:17 am to
Kurt Kitayama was near the top of the leaderboard all day in Round 1. He even held the lead for a stretch, and finished his day in a tie for third.

He was looking good yesterday also. Then he made the turn, and proceeded to shoot a 43 on the back nine. He still made the cut.

He started today off with a couple of bogeys, and now is in dead last.

First 27 holes: -3
Next 12 holes: +9
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27210 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:19 am to
He was 5th worst SG: around the greens rd 1 and dead last yesterday. Cant count on having perfect approach shots and incredible putting for too long at Augusta
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30264 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:21 am to
The Arnold Palmer mixing himself an Arnold Palmer commercial always amuses me.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27210 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:22 am to
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The Arnold Palmer mixing himself an Arnold Palmer commercial always amuses me

That one and the Fowler orange juice one.

Btw following in Wyndham Clarks footsteps Brian Harmans bitch arse is 3 under early today
Posted by JoeyP239
Member since Nov 2025
1255 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:24 am to
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No he doesn’t. He looks like an Irish guy that’s almost 40.


Are you blind?

This is Rory at 36. You think this guy looks 36?




Just for comparison this is Tim Tebow at 38.



Here’s David Lee at 42



Rory McIllroy looks old as frick.






Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27210 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:28 am to
Tim Tebow is wearing makeup in that picture....

Also hes a fig that probably has a skin routine. Most 36 year old men do neither.
This post was edited on 4/11/26 at 10:29 am
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108046 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:30 am to
Why are you using a heavily photoshopped picture of Tim Tebow?



Rory just has some more grey, which isn’t uncommon at his age for some men. He’s also in the sun all of the time.
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19470 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:33 am to
The random Rory hate is really weird to me.

He’s not my favorite golfer by any stretch of the imagination but he’s awesome to watch.

I may be bias because I was there last year on Saturday and there for every shot on the back on Sunday. Sunday being one of the most epic rollercoasters I’ve been a part of but still, what he did was insane.

Tiger is an absolute chode personality wise, makes Rory look like a saint life choice wise and for some reason gets a free pass.

And I still love Tiger.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131597 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:36 am to
Spieth in his natural habitat in the bushes
This post was edited on 4/11/26 at 10:37 am
Posted by JoeyP239
Member since Nov 2025
1255 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:39 am to
Here’s Brooks Koepka. He’s 35. He looks 35. You really think this guy and Rory look similar ages? Really?

Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
21217 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:41 am to
I dunno if it’s just me, but the greens look torched, like they didn’t water them last night.

Did Justin Thomas approve this?
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19470 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:42 am to
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Spieth in his natural habitat in the bushes


It’s hard to believe how he has stayed on tour for so long hitting off the tee like a 10 handicap.

Edit:hitting wedge to 5 feet every time helps.

How do you spray a 3 wood that far right at this level? And he does it 3-4 times, every. single. round.
This post was edited on 4/11/26 at 10:44 am
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19470 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:43 am to
This is a really weird hill to die on.

He’s a funny looking Northern Irish dude. Move on.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27210 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:44 am to
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Here’s Brooks Koepka. He’s 35. He looks 35. You really think this guy and Rory look similar ages? Really?

Bruh, im 38 and have friends that have looked older than I do now since they were 30.

People age differently.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51718 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:44 am to
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The random Rory hate is really weird to me.

His face looks like he just smelled a fart and he was an arrogant douche when all of the LIV stuff was going down.
This post was edited on 4/11/26 at 10:45 am
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108046 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 10:45 am to
You mean this guy? Is he using beard dye?

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