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Texas Tech DB says, He Doesn't Believe In Space

Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:44 am
Posted by bamameister
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:44 am
"I don't believe in space," Tyler Owens said, at the NFL Combine, in a video posted on X by Bleacher Report's Brent Sobleski. "I'm real religious, so I think we're alone right now. I don't think there's other planets and other stuff like that."

Kinda makes you wonder how our earth gets from point A to point B at about 67,000 MPH.

This guy could singlehandedly bring back the Wonderlic Test.

Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:48 am to
I always find these conspiracies the funniest because the replacement explanation for these things is always so much sillier and insane than the much more obvious answer to them
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:48 am to
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"I don't believe in space,"


All those damn green screens! Where do Elon’s rockets go to then should’ve been the follow up
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:49 am to
Space is fake bro
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:49 am to
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because the replacement explanation for these things is always so much sillier and insane than the much more obvious answer to them


Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:49 am to
nm double post
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 7:50 am
Posted by sorantable
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:50 am to
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I'm real religious

There wasn’t a doubt in my mind.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:50 am to
Exactly

Love the water falling down off the side but the bottom inexplicably stays intact
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 7:52 am
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:51 am to
The internet has proven that lack of access information did not stunt the development or growth of minds. Some people are just fricking stupid.
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 8:04 am
Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:55 am to
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"I used to believe in the heliocentric thing. Like we used to revolve around the sun and stuff, but then I started seeing flat earth stuff, and I was like, that's kind of interesting. They started bringing up some valid points. I mean, I don't know. It could be real. It could be bull. I don't know."


Another comment of his...

Posted by cubsfan5150
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:58 am to
That’d be enough for me to skip him in the draft.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:00 am to
quote:

"I used to believe in the heliocentric thing. Like we used to revolve around the sun and stuff, but then I started seeing flat earth stuff, and I was like, that's kind of interesting. They started bringing up some valid points. I mean, I don't know. It could be real. It could be bull. I don't know."

Hes not wrong
Posted by SpartyGator
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:02 am to
Posted by KD Burner Account
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:02 am to
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That’d be enough for me to skip him in the draft.

This guy is definitely not concerned with the world around him. Priorities have to be ball only. Moves him up my board honestly.
Posted by bamameister
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:09 am to
quote:

I always find these conspiracies the funniest because the replacement explanation for these things is always so much sillier and insane than the much more obvious answer to them


I would imagine it takes a lot of faith to believe in nothing. But it shouldn't take much time to cover the subject.
Posted by Jack Ruby
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:17 am to
Zero fakery detected!



Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:20 am to
If he can play in the NFL who cares about his religious beliefs. Cannot get more annoying than Tim Tebow.
Posted by Gifman
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:23 am to
Space is a social construct baw
Posted by Damone
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:23 am to
The follow up question should have been about dinosaurs. You just know he thinks dinosaurs weren’t real and the bones were planted by Lucifer to cause doubt.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53084 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:25 am to
That reminds me of this Texas Tech gem.
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