IT'S MELTDOWN TIME!!! College Football Week 2 - nsfw language

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this shite fricking sucks (and I don't swear)

No push on the OL, no rush on the DL, can't cover anyone one on one, and special teams sucks.

Honestly Michigan is a fricking basket case.

Why do we even have replay if these blind motherfrickers are so goddamn incompetent that they can't even use it? frick the refs.

This is why I don't buy into preseason hype, or a performance against a terrible app state team. Neg me all you want, but Hoke hasn't shown his teams can win on the road. His best road win is against a terrible NW team. Here's to another 8-4 season. I'm officially hammered now. frick!

Thanks assholes. I made a deal with my wife to put our 2 year olds to bed without me so I could watch this. Whatever I owe her can't be this bad.

Michigan is PVT Santiago and ND is COL Nathan fricking Jessup this first half.

Back the fricking brinks truck right up to one of the Harbaugh's, I don't care if it's jack, hoke is over his head. Either the recruiting experts are off or we can't develop, embarrassing.

I guess you have to be understanding when we're missing all of those starting players due to academic fraud. That was them? Oh frick.

My life revolves around this god damn team. I live and die with decisions made my 18 year old children. I visit this god damn blog every 3 mins. I want to die when we get this beat. I'm done caring, there's just more important things in life I can focus on.

Anyone tracking the charter plane yet to Baton Rouge or SF?

I feel like shite about it but I am done with this program until something changes. They frick up my life way too often for the happiness it brings.

Blue, State, Buckeyes all currently being blown out. BIG = MAC of the 5 power conferences. Hate to say it and it sucks!!! I'm too old for this shite. Wish I could live in the past but I just can't do it anymore. It's gonna be a long road to hoe until Big Blue regains their place as a relevant NC contender. shite!

But next year we will win another blowout in the opener and all of you mouthbreathers will be predicting Heismans and a playoff spot

Fire Nussmeier.

I'd go watch porn, but this team is getting fricked up way worse than those porno chicks...and the team's probably got more holes to poke, too.

You think we can sell one of our timeouts to ND for 3 points?

I may defend the shite out of Hoke, but frick Dave Brandon and the corporatization of Michigan football. Piped in music can suck my a-hole.

wife: "Why are you still watching?"
I'm... not sure how to respond.

Can we restart the game? We forgot to turn injuries off

I'm sick of the goddamn fricking bullshite man. Year after fricking year we play like a fricking high school team.

Wile might suck at kicking field goals, but at least he's not a rapist.

lmfao that's awful. frick it doesn't matter.

frickety frickety frick.

Potatoes suck cock.

And now my dad has texted me saying we need to fire mattison. I wasn't going to drink tonight but frick that noise, I can't deal with that garbage too

God damn touchdown Jesus, you have to be kidding me!! Where the hell is our secondary?? Where the frick is this "new offense"!? You're not going to get first downs on fricking bubble screens and that one QB sweep on 3rd fricking down! Were is this nussmeier Offense?

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