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I'm meeting Tim Tebow soon like I met Joe Montana last year. What should I say?

Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:13 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:13 pm
and I know the dedicated haters and trolls will post the very creative and highly intelligent "no you aren't" responses.

Regardless, I will be meeting Tim Tebow soon (for a picture and autograph).

So, what should I say to Tim? Should I do a subtle hand gesture like the "shocker"?

Feel free to offer suggestions!

This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 5:35 pm
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
91306 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:14 pm to
This should be good.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
24982 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

Regardless, I will be meeting Tim Tebow soon (for a picture and autograph).



You could say "I have so little self respect that i want you to write your name on a piece of paper so i can keep it forever like a creepy frick"
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22562 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:15 pm to
This is sad.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115538 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:15 pm to
Tell him what a vagina feels like
Posted by UncleBlazer
Member since Jan 2013
3333 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:17 pm to
Ask him if he cried harder in private than he did in public after 31-30
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
62984 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:17 pm to
Ask him to punch you in the face as hard as he can
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:18 pm to
Bring a Bible and talk about the Gospel
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17360 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

Tell him what a vagina feels like


quote:

mizzoukills


Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34904 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:20 pm to
Ask him what he thinks of UF's current coach.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12197 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:21 pm to
Everybody knows a good Christian that can't get any professional football team to sign him... What's the big deal?
Posted by Lucky_Dog
Member since May 2016
785 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

Tell him what a vagina feels like

Who is going to tell Mizzoukills?
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 4:23 pm
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
26097 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:22 pm to
Ask him how it feels to know that he is the only person in the world that could overthrow the President of the United States.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62176 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:31 pm to
Tell him you can't wait to play as him on Madden 17
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:37 pm to
Ask why he persisted in being a QB when he and everyone knew he sucked at throwing.
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
75799 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:40 pm to
You should ask him to punch you in the face. He's strong enough to where we may not have to deal with you any longer.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

Tell him what a vagina feels like




I'll add that to the list!
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
26097 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:49 pm to
Yall act like he would even care to know.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:50 pm to
What nickname should I call him?

I like the "Christian Cannon"

Any ideas?
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
26097 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:52 pm to
The Jesus Back or the Runslinger.
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 4:53 pm
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