re: Zack Mettenberger NOT playing in cotton bowl

My friend told me I could play quarterback in the Cotton Bowl. I'm slow and fat and am terrible at playing sports. Now HE is an excellent friend!

your "friend" would fit in well on the rant

I knew that he wasnt playing. I was asking if it is pssible to do this. some people have a horrible case of jumping at the first thing wrong.

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Zack Mettenberger NOT playing in cotton bowl

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I was talking to your friend and he said that Zack Mett will be on the sidelines calling the plays in the Cotton Bowl. Crowton can't be there because his daughter has a piano recital that night. Zack will not burn a year of eligibility for this, however, because he has already registered for classes in the spring at his JUCO and paid over half of the fees, which gives him an extra year of eligibility with the NCAA. FYI, We'll be wearing gold jerseys and white helmets.

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A friend of mine said he heard that if he got transfered fast enough it was possible

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Proving again, as PT Barnum said, "There is a sucker born every minute"

Mett wont play but I can sell you a piece of a bridge overlooking the SanFrancisco Bay