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Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 11/3/10 at 11:13 am to
Posted by buzz1954LSU
Church Point, La.
Member since Nov 2009
635 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 11:27 am to
quote:

you screw a goat and you tell everbody thet "she was the prettiest one in the corral"


that's some funny shite...
Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46978 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 11:30 am to
quote:


... if you think there are 12 numbers on a clock or watch to represent each of Alabama's National Championships,


if you actually think Bama has won 12 national championships
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61502 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 11:53 am to
You cut yourself on a regular basis to confirm that you do in fact still bleed crimson.
Posted by 4nmylifetime
668 Neighbor to the Beast
Member since Jun 2009
2844 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 11:56 am to
I'll throw you guy's one.

...if your family soup recipe calls for hot dog stock.
Posted by UncleBoo
Houston Museum District
Member since Jan 2010
310 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:12 pm to
While reading this rant you keep track of how many apply to you !!!!
Posted by UncleBoo
Houston Museum District
Member since Jan 2010
310 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:15 pm to
you show up drunk at the airport when you hire a new coach

That was priceless!!!!
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

While reading


lol, good one.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:25 pm to
If your mom, sister, aunt, and wife are the same person.
Posted by Justmslil
Lucedale, MS
Member since Oct 2010
134 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:03 pm to



This is the funniest stuff I have read on these boards..EVER! I am laughing so hard I am crying! I don't know which is my favorite....
Posted by windriver
West Monroe/San Diego
Member since Mar 2006
8656 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:08 pm to
You wear wife beater shirts and live in Slapout.
Posted by Justmslil
Lucedale, MS
Member since Oct 2010
134 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

While reading this rant you keep track of how many apply to you !!!!

Maybe this one!!
Dang these are funny!!
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5171 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:20 pm to
if you have "S The Coach" sign your baby!
Posted by dayne o
Member since Sep 2008
717 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

sign your baby!
wow...
Posted by zack7552
Lawton, OK
Member since Jul 2008
4177 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

your wife has bruises


This one is great. It had me laughing more than any of them.
Posted by LSU Rules07
Member since Oct 2007
1253 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:54 pm to
Drive small children around in the back of your pickup truck
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15659 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:56 pm to
You have a lifetime supply of Tide but have never used it because you don't own a washing machine.

You have lifetime supply of Charmin but hve never used it because you have hands.
Posted by archercurley
MS GULF COAST
Member since Oct 2010
792 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 2:02 pm to
your gurl fren is three feet tall, has no teeth and has a flat head for you to put your beer can on
Posted by ntztgr
mississippi
Member since Oct 2005
1755 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

you show up drunk at the airport when you hire a new coach
AND try to make it with St Nick when he gets out of the plane
Posted by Vince
Danziger Bridge
Member since Nov 2009
2223 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 2:42 pm to
Your rich uncle buys a new house and you go over to help him take the wheels off it.

You seek advice from a higher power to do the right thing.

You dress up like in the finest Bammer attire that Wal-Mart has to offer (complete with shaker) to watch the game at home at home.

You put that engineering degree to work.

You neglect family obligations to see the crystal.

This post was edited on 11/3/10 at 3:20 pm
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