When I miss 50-60% of the game or more, we win

It’s worked every single game that I’ve gotten busy doing shite outside, around the house, what have you. Most of the time once I finally sit down and get locked into the game, we either hit a homer or go on a tear on offense, or our pitcher settles in and strikes out the batter with two or three men on base. I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious, so for the remainder of the season I’ll follow the same recipe and we’ll see how it shakes out. Of course Thompson cutting his mullet and trimming his beard cannot be understated in evaluation of things that have factored into tonight’s overall performance thus far.