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re: UO question for LSU fans about piss balloons
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:43 am to DucksflyinPAC
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:43 am to DucksflyinPAC
I've been an LSU fan since the early 70s, was a student from 78-82 and went to all the games, and have attended many home and away games, since. Never seen a "piss balloon." However, I CAN say that I've seen first - hand Old Ms. students throw glass bottles at the LSU band. That year, Old Ms. went Oh-fer 6 in the SEC and had the balls to call LSU fans "corndogs" ... 
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Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:44 am to DucksflyinPAC
Damn either this guy is a) a complete fricking moron or b) trying wayyyy too hard to troll.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:45 am to Wideman
I had a spicket installed on my house that pumps the sewage out of my septic tank so I can fill up balloons.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:47 am to LSUzealot
I think there is a better than 50% chance that he's actually that stupid and is sincere in asking that.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:49 am to DucksflyinPAC
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I am being serious. I really want to know if this goes on at LSU and the answers to these questions please.
Grow up
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:50 am to bbap
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which makes you pretty much a moron if you are seriously asking.
I was only asking because I saw tons of LSU fans going off about this top boasting about it yesterday. And I had never heard of such a gross thing before. And how would I know one can't piss in a balloon. I have never tried to do it.
I do know a thing about being pissed on though. And if there is one thing that ticks me off it is this. When I was 5 years old and my little brother was 4 our mom made us take baths together back at that young age. I always played with my little rubber duckies(no joke)and always faced away from the faucet against the wall. My devilish little brother always faced the opposite direction towards the faucet playing with toy trucks or whatever. But one time he called my name and to turn around for he had a surprise for me. And when I turned around he had this little squirt gun in his hand and squirted me right in the mouth first then eyes and face with it. He could not stop laughing because he had pissed in it right before to shoot me with his piss. My dad ended up thinking it was funny and so did all my relatives and parents friends. And still to this day many of them bring that episode up and roll in laughter. As you can imagine, A)I refused to ever take a bath with him again. B)I hate piss more then you can even imagine. C)Being hit with piss, pisses me off royally. lol
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:50 am to DucksflyinPAC
In all seriousness, which is hard to imagine on here with some of the cretins who are members of this insanity, I have never seen that. I am 63. My first game was in 1965 when we beat tulane 62-0, and I have been to almost every game in the south endzone (and other seats, too) since 1971.
I have been treated worse at other games by opposing fans than I ever saw anyone treated at LSU stadium. I do think we have some brain dead fans who get stupid when a beer bottle is opened up, but for the most part, we are a hospitable group. Now for the morons on here who are going to recount story after story about inhospitable acts and treatment at our games, do us all a favor and don't come back. Usually these stories detail some heinous act, but just like an unsportsmanlike penalty, we see the SECOND ACTION, not the precipitating stupidity that brought the worst out in some one else.
WE are ceratinly no better or NO WORSE than any other stadium in the country. Most of the time, if you come and play your cards right, you can be an opposing team fan and eat and drink all day long with somem tailgaters. I have watched a thousand times more fans go home three pounds heavier before they got into the stadium than I ever saw people treated horribly.
Last year's ALAbama game was one of my all-time favorite games. Their fans were in our house talking trash, bragging about doubling the point spread, and leaving us broken and bloodied after the game. When the game ended, think tail between your legs. Couldn't have happened to a nicer group. Another group that comes to mind were some of the fans from UNC in Atlanta last year. They lost and some of them were still as obnoxious as could be.
To the original question, I have NEVER seen or even heard of a piss balloon unitl last year. I learned over the years that when the legend or the myth conflicts with the facts, people report the legend or the myth. GO TO THE GODDAMN GAME AND ENJOY YOURSELF.
I have been treated worse at other games by opposing fans than I ever saw anyone treated at LSU stadium. I do think we have some brain dead fans who get stupid when a beer bottle is opened up, but for the most part, we are a hospitable group. Now for the morons on here who are going to recount story after story about inhospitable acts and treatment at our games, do us all a favor and don't come back. Usually these stories detail some heinous act, but just like an unsportsmanlike penalty, we see the SECOND ACTION, not the precipitating stupidity that brought the worst out in some one else.
WE are ceratinly no better or NO WORSE than any other stadium in the country. Most of the time, if you come and play your cards right, you can be an opposing team fan and eat and drink all day long with somem tailgaters. I have watched a thousand times more fans go home three pounds heavier before they got into the stadium than I ever saw people treated horribly.
Last year's ALAbama game was one of my all-time favorite games. Their fans were in our house talking trash, bragging about doubling the point spread, and leaving us broken and bloodied after the game. When the game ended, think tail between your legs. Couldn't have happened to a nicer group. Another group that comes to mind were some of the fans from UNC in Atlanta last year. They lost and some of them were still as obnoxious as could be.
To the original question, I have NEVER seen or even heard of a piss balloon unitl last year. I learned over the years that when the legend or the myth conflicts with the facts, people report the legend or the myth. GO TO THE GODDAMN GAME AND ENJOY YOURSELF.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:50 am to bbap
k we dont throw piss ballons. we will wait for you to go into a port a potty and tip it over and when you get out we will punch you in the face.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:54 am to DucksflyinPAC
Piss balloons = Snipe Hunting = Cow Tipping
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:57 am to DucksflyinPAC
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I do know a thing about being pissed on though. And if there is one thing that ticks me off it is this. When I was 5 years old and my little brother was 4 our mom made us take baths together back at that young age. I always played with my little rubber duckies(no joke)and always faced away from the faucet against the wall. My devilish little brother always faced the opposite direction towards the faucet playing with toy trucks or whatever. But one time he called my name and to turn around for he had a surprise for me. And when I turned around he had this little squirt gun in his hand and squirted me right in the mouth first then eyes and face with it. He could not stop laughing because he had pissed in it right before to shoot me with his piss. My dad ended up thinking it was funny and so did all my relatives and parents friends. And still to this day many of them bring that episode up and roll in laughter. As you can imagine, A)I refused to ever take a bath with him again. B)I hate piss more then you can even imagine. C)Being hit with piss, pisses me off royally. l
and you blew it. Went too far brah, now you're obvious
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:59 am to jcb236
jcb236, what a Awesome post bud. Good luck at the game. Thank you for your insight! 
And to the others, yes I was being serious or I would of not asked this question and brought this up.
And to the others, yes I was being serious or I would of not asked this question and brought this up.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:00 am to BilJ
It was tl;dr anyway
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:01 am to BilJ
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and you blew it. Went too far brah, now you're obvious
Can you explain what you mean? I don't follow ya.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:02 am to DucksflyinPAC
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I am being serious. I really want to know if this goes on at LSU and the answers to these questions please.
I've been going to games since 1977. LSU fans are much rougher on each other. I've seen people detained for going #1 against a building. I've seen exactly 1 damaged vehicle sporting opposing team colors and no more than a handful of "decorated" vehicles in a non-damaging way (A Bama vehicle was outfitted with tissue after last year's contest).
The worst that is done is "Tigerbait!", period. Even Florida and Bama fans leave well fed.
Ole Miss fans are the most boring, underwhelming fans with an overinflated sense of their own importance. They haven't been good in 40 years. Please stop listening to them.
ETA: Every fanbase has outliers. Even the damage I indicated - which was a broken back window - would be considered unacceptable behavior by 99.99% of LSU fans.
This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 8:04 am
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:03 am to DucksflyinPAC
kill yourself.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:04 am to DucksflyinPAC
Duck fan....we all talk about it as a joke. Its not true. I always ask the bama\auburn\ole miss fans that blab about the lsu horror stories if they ever experienced the story first hand. In the dozens of times ive asked this, I have not even once received a reply of yes to that question. They almost always heard the bs from their cousin's girlfriend's uncle's friend type situation. Ive been to too many lsu games to count and could count on one hand the number of times ive seen our fans treat opposing teams fans poorly....thats not counting tiger baiting though and most of those times the opposing teams fans did something to start it, which im sure they left that crucial detail out of their lsu horror story. I cant count on one hand though the number of times ive heard katrina insults by those previously mentioned fan bases though.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:05 am to EricB
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I wanted to bash some faces in that day... oh well.. im over it now.
you mad
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:06 am to DucksflyinPAC
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I was only asking because I saw tons of LSU fans going off about this top boasting about it yesterday.
The internet needs a sarcasm font like its nobody's business...
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:10 am to just me
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It's all true.
We throw piss balloons.
We eat nothing but corndogs.
We wear toilet paper and laundry detergent boxes on our heads.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:13 am to Wideman
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I tried that, but I couldn't find a way to make pockets that could withstand the constant dripping of my piss balloons... so the laundry boxes became wet and disfunctional. Maybe I should try scotch guard next time?
Duct tape.
Fixes everything.
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