re: Time to bring it ASU fans...

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My last stand I was hanging from a pull up bar cause I cant do a hand stand.....Is that allowed?

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Well there aren't any pull up bars in the parking lot that I know of. I'm willing to help hold you upside down though. I'll understand if you would rather sip on white Zinfandel from a box. I'll bring some cheese platters so you don't have to worry about carrying them around with you.

Ok, so what the hell are you bringing? Cab in a box, beer, boones farm, schlitz malt liquor? Bring some chairs too. We can watch an early game while you sip on your wine in a box.

I seriously doubt that Edwards gets more than a few rushing yards & passing will be under 200 for the game. He will be sacked atleast a minimum of 5 times, fumble once & get picked off twice. After the game he will need to borrow your box of wine to ease the pain that the LSU defense has inflicted on him. He & the rest of you poot mongruls will understand what we meant by "Not In Our House".

Damn, just wjen I thought we were getting along.

Face it bro, your QB is good. He is an above average player within the league he is playing in. He may have a descent game, but he will need a perfect game to have a snowballs chance in hell of winning the game. It will be settled in 11 days. Until then, gather up your lawn chairs, assorted boxes of wine & velveta cheese. Prepare yourselves for the arse whoopin your team is about to recieve.

Now that we got that out of the way, bring some meat to put on the pit!

My wife is laughing!

HEY APPHOLES..

Here is what defending BCS national champion and HEISMAN winner Tim Tebow was able to accomplish in Death Valley:
12/26 pssing
158 yds
2 td
1 int

16 carries
67 yards
1 td.

225 Net Yds.

He was the best QB we faced all season. Oh, he ran the spread as well. This is the performance by what many call the best college football player in recent history. He is also one of the best opposing players I have ever witnessed in TS.

If you are telling me a 5'10" 170lb. junior varsity QB is going to run rough-shod on our D, you must be smoking crack and your dad is also your uncle. Because nobody who is sober and with normal DNA is that stupid. Armanti will fail, app d will fail. Drink your shine, because this is going to be one rough ride.

We will have the following beverages:

Bud Light
Miller Light
Sky Vodka
Red Bull
Bottled Water
Cokes

Probably gonna BBQ some pork strips, burgers, chicken, sausage.

My says that I need to stop taunting you! She said to ask you if you got the memo? "Miles is not a Michigan man"! She also said for you to bring your own damn cheese!

Hey Apphole,

If Armanti Edwards is 6'0, then I am having a three-way with Kate Hudson and Halle Berry on a nightly basis. Since both are are imaginary, I'll stick with mine and you enjoy that fantasy about a midget qb.

That was last year. Both Tebow and Edwards will be better this year, with our results favoring Edwards.

Fannation: Edwards will be best player on LSU Field

I'm a student at the university. Going to be a junior.

Saw AE today. Little buffer than last year. Just throwing that out there. Not saying he's better than anybody, just saying he's a little buffer. And actually, he's right at 6'0'' because my boyfriend is around 6'1'' and he's about along the same lines.

hey app st fans, feel free to come drink and party with us. i'll be the one standing or sitting in front of a BBQ pit wearing a purple t-shirt and holding a bud light. i'll be with a really good looking cajun girl with long dark hair and a nice tan and a margarita in hand. you cant miss us, lol.