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re: These MSU fans are really insulting LSU

Posted on 3/26/19 at 6:38 pm to
Posted by RalphSparty
Member since Mar 2019
6 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

Spartan fans invading our board
Friday they will hear quite the roar
No pride they have
Their posts make me laugh
Wave goodbye final four


Ok this one is clever.
You started so strong this time, but with fading effort in last part.
(Is that an LSU thing?)
Just a little balancing the syllables.
(you've almost got this)

Spartan fans invading our board
Friday they will hear quite the roar
No pride that they have
Their posts make me laugh
Wave goodbye to that final four

Posted by mca
Greenville, SC
Member since Jan 2005
137 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:20 pm to
There once was a lass from Nantucket
Who cheered a State team that could suck it
She took the whole crew
To play LSU
Who showed how to stuff balls in the bucket
This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 7:53 pm
Posted by RalphSparty
Member since Mar 2019
6 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:36 pm to
Bingo.
just a trim on the end to be pedantic.

There once was a lass from Nantucket
Who cheered a State team that could suck it
She took the whole crew
To play LSU
Showed how to stuff balls in the bucket
This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 7:37 pm
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:54 pm to
This one was pretty good, didn't make any lame references to Wade, and got the French pronunciation correct:

quote:

The Tigers will travel to play 
gainst the Spartans and hope they can stay 
but with Cassius controlling 
And Quado’s 3s flowing ...... 
Laissez les bon temps rouler


Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5564 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:40 pm to
Respond with some Nassar rhymes
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7335 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

You started so strong this time, but with fading effort in last part.


In the last part.

And much like the grammar in that sentence, you are incorrect. It was perfectly balanced. Thanos would be proud. Now if only he’d have snapped you away......
Posted by gangrene
Member since Mar 2019
8 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:22 pm to
It's called a down year the following year right back at it 10-2 record and blew out Washington state. Anyway were playing basketball looking forward to beating you guys even down our best player. Duke or bust!
Posted by gangrene
Member since Mar 2019
8 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:23 pm to
Yep we played you guys once in football we beat you guess it was you bending over ??
Posted by geaux_escargot
Member since Apr 2017
110 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:40 am to
Were playing what?

I guess they don't teach grammar in Michigan; only how to diddle little girls on a gymnastic team.
Posted by RalphSparty
Member since Mar 2019
6 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:46 am to
Okay, son, don't hurt yourself!
Clearly you're new at this.
Let me help. I'll dumb it down for ya'll.

See.. We'll put YOURS together and fail to see any limerick.
Your rhythm, my boy. It's not there.
Did you ever try to dance?
Not everyone can do it.

Spartan fans invading our board
Friday they will hear quite the roar
No pride they have
Their posts make me laugh
Wave goodbye final four

DAH da DAH da DAH da da DAH
DAH da da da DAH da da DAH
da DAH da DAH
da DAH da da DAH
DAH da DAH da da DAH da DAH


Wow, what a mess you made!
Now, then.
Let's look at the fixes that I supplied earlier:

Spartan fans invading our board
Friday they will hear quite the roar
No pride that they have
Their posts make me laugh
Wave goodbye to that final four


DAH da DAH da DAH da da DAH
DAH da DAH da DAH da da DAH
da DAH da da DAH
da DAH da da DAH
DAH da DAH da DAH da da DAH


Ooooh, can you see the symmetry??!
Give it another go. You're almost there.
This post was edited on 3/27/19 at 12:49 am
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7335 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:05 am to
Yikes
Posted by geaux_escargot
Member since Apr 2017
110 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:16 am to
What. a. fig.
Posted by gangrene
Member since Mar 2019
8 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:54 am to
Good game... thought you guys were supposed to be good lol..

Sec lol
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 6:43 am to
Hes definitely in cocksuckers anonymous.
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