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re: The SEC football maniacs 10 commandments
Posted on 8/14/08 at 12:28 pm to tlt2323
Posted on 8/14/08 at 12:28 pm to tlt2323
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College Game
day and the highlights on Saturday night are just as important as the games themselves. Even if I curse Lou, Herbie, and Corso like the anti-SEC, biased dogs that they are, I still want to hear what they say.
Good Call
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Posted on 8/14/08 at 1:07 pm to tlt2323
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6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because my team is losing, DO NOT say I'll get over it, it ' s only a game, or don't worry, they'll win next time. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called ' words of encouragement ' will only lead to a break up or divorce.
frick aint that the truth!
Posted on 8/14/08 at 1:15 pm to brass2mouth
Sticky. I have forwarded this to my wife via email. She is surprisingly quiet.
Posted on 8/14/08 at 1:26 pm to tlt2323
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I got it in an email from my sister. I'm a female and I totally agree with every word in these 10 commandments!!
the RIGHT kind of woman!
Posted on 8/14/08 at 1:31 pm to tlt2323
Like It! Like it a lot!
Posted on 8/14/08 at 1:40 pm to tlt2323
This is great.
Posted on 8/14/08 at 2:46 pm to tlt2323
Classic.
Can we get a sticky on this?
Can we get a sticky on this?
Posted on 8/14/08 at 2:56 pm to locotiger
Posted on 8/14/08 at 2:56 pm to locotiger
:bow:
Posted on 8/14/08 at 3:17 pm to tlt2323
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6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because my team is losing, DO NOT say I'll get over it, it ' s only a game, or don't worry, they'll win next time. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called ' words of encouragement ' will only lead to a break up or divorce.
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However, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Saturday to watch a game, we will be there before the Coors Light bottles reach ' Code Blue '
I have a feeling somebody's gonna be email this too me soon
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College Game day and the highlights on Saturday night are just as important as the games themselves
My girlfriend does not understand this
This post was edited on 8/14/08 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 8/14/08 at 3:28 pm to tlt2323
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Tell your friends NOT to get married, have any babies, or any other social related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: I will not go, I will not go, and I will not go.
Completely agree. People know not to invite me to anything on the day of an LSU home or away game because I'm going to say no. I've even gotten to the point where if I am invited to something the day they are replaying a game on CST, I won't be going until its over...
Posted on 8/14/08 at 4:24 pm to geaux580307
What if the "SEC football maniac" is the wife? Do these rules then apply to the husband/boyfriend?
'Cause I read this because I am an SEC football maniac then realized that I don't scratch my balls and leave the seat up when I pee.
Perhaps it should be changed to "One man's suggesion to his woman during the college football season" then all us manicured, Feragamo bag totin' "butter won't melt in my mouth" silly little females can just skip right by it on our way to check out Keiland's calves.
'Cause I read this because I am an SEC football maniac then realized that I don't scratch my balls and leave the seat up when I pee.
Perhaps it should be changed to "One man's suggesion to his woman during the college football season" then all us manicured, Feragamo bag totin' "butter won't melt in my mouth" silly little females can just skip right by it on our way to check out Keiland's calves.
This post was edited on 8/14/08 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 8/14/08 at 9:08 pm to augustbengal
Awesome list, these are going on the fridge.
Posted on 8/14/08 at 9:44 pm to augustbengal
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"butter won't melt in my mouth"
Please explain
Posted on 8/14/08 at 10:18 pm to tlt2323
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If they lose, you will be blamed repeatedly for moving, blinking or secretly not believing in your heart of the power of mojo.
I am female and this rule is sacred in our house. I have a game day ritual that CANNOT be interrupted and an LSU voodoo doll that has gotten me through the last 2 Championship games. The doll is only used when it's really needed & if it doesn't work, it is only because someone in my house didn't REALLY believe. They are never invited again.
Now, can someone tell me where I can get a lock of hair from the following people:
Matthew Stafford
Knowshon Moreno
Tim Tebow
Herbstreit (just because I don't like him & would love to see a big bold spot on his head)
This post was edited on 8/14/08 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 8/14/08 at 10:20 pm to augustbengal
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on our way to check out Keiland's calves.
Ahhh... It's almost that time of the year again!
Posted on 8/14/08 at 11:36 pm to Eighteen
FuNny
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