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re: The Most Interesting Coach in the World
Posted on 9/26/10 at 8:46 pm to Grasshopper
Posted on 9/26/10 at 8:46 pm to Grasshopper
He regularly tortures 92,000 people because he relishes the sound of their collective moans and groans
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Posted on 9/26/10 at 8:48 pm to genuineLSUtiger
He once asked Jim Hawthorne to join him for a moment of silence, just to prevent each of them from bein wrong...just once.
Posted on 9/26/10 at 8:51 pm to Michael T. Tiger
He once turned something into nothing when referring to an offense.
Posted on 9/26/10 at 8:51 pm to L S Usetheforce
[quote]He doesn't wear a hat......he places it on his head and considers the hat lucky to be near his brain.[/quote
Well if thats the case he should put the hat in his back pocket because his head is up his arse most of the time.
Well if thats the case he should put the hat in his back pocket because his head is up his arse most of the time.
Posted on 9/26/10 at 9:02 pm to Michael T. Tiger
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He once asked Jim Hawthorne to join him for a moment of silence, just to prevent each of them from bein wrong.
one of the top 5 things I've ever read on this site. 
This post was edited on 9/26/10 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 9/26/10 at 9:03 pm to tigertim
He has been known to make 5 star talent disappear.
Posted on 9/26/10 at 9:05 pm to L S Usetheforce
you guys are hilarious! great thread!
Posted on 9/26/10 at 9:09 pm to cubsgrace
He is known as "The Want" in three different continents in nine different languages.
Posted on 9/26/10 at 9:09 pm to cubsgrace
This is why the rant is awesome
Posted on 9/26/10 at 9:10 pm to CP3LSU25
Posted on 9/26/10 at 10:21 pm to Grasshopper
BOO WHO ?
He is very unselfish ! The boo's sent to him by the fans are forwarded to Jefferson. Then he attacks the fans for sending these boo's to his young player. If only he could work this deception into his offense?!
In the meantime while he and Jefferson are trying to figure out who gets the boo , all the Tiger fans can do is to boo who who !
He is very unselfish ! The boo's sent to him by the fans are forwarded to Jefferson. Then he attacks the fans for sending these boo's to his young player. If only he could work this deception into his offense?!
In the meantime while he and Jefferson are trying to figure out who gets the boo , all the Tiger fans can do is to boo who who !
Posted on 9/26/10 at 10:24 pm to SNAKE
He once went for it 5 times on 4th Down against the defending National Champions...
He vowed to wear an ear piece instead of headphone at LSU Tiger Stadium just because he can...
He vowed to wear an ear piece instead of headphone at LSU Tiger Stadium just because he can...
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:06 am to LSUPHILLY72
His Tiger fan frustration is expanding faster than the universe.
He once held an articulate presser, just to see how it feels.
He runs "check with me" vicariously through himself.
On clock management: "I have no idea what this is."
It's never too early to start sending out your resume.
I don't always hate calling for a pass play, but when I do, I prefer a run play.
He can coach Defense..in Offense.
On Offensive Efficiency: "Find out what it is on Offense that you don't do well, and then don't do that thing..even though Gary and I..do that very thing."
His organ donor card also includes his Hat
He’s a HC, not a gamecalling OC, but he’s also a gamecalling HC, so don’t get any ideas.
His business card simply says 'Have a Great Day!"
He once put in the backup QB. That’s right. You heard me.
Local reporters hang on his every word, even the great want & his very quality "um".
I don't always have timeouts left late in close games, but when I do, I prefer to not use them.
Defensive Coordinators have an fun week dedicated just to him.
On strong gamecalling: "I have no idea what this is."
I don't always meddle with play-calling, but when I do, I prefer Offense.
Stay patient, my friends.
He once held an articulate presser, just to see how it feels.
He runs "check with me" vicariously through himself.
On clock management: "I have no idea what this is."
It's never too early to start sending out your resume.
I don't always hate calling for a pass play, but when I do, I prefer a run play.
He can coach Defense..in Offense.
On Offensive Efficiency: "Find out what it is on Offense that you don't do well, and then don't do that thing..even though Gary and I..do that very thing."
His organ donor card also includes his Hat
He’s a HC, not a gamecalling OC, but he’s also a gamecalling HC, so don’t get any ideas.
His business card simply says 'Have a Great Day!"
He once put in the backup QB. That’s right. You heard me.
Local reporters hang on his every word, even the great want & his very quality "um".
I don't always have timeouts left late in close games, but when I do, I prefer to not use them.
Defensive Coordinators have an fun week dedicated just to him.
On strong gamecalling: "I have no idea what this is."
I don't always meddle with play-calling, but when I do, I prefer Offense.
Stay patient, my friends.
This post was edited on 9/28/10 at 1:08 am
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:10 am to L S Usetheforce
quote:
He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:15 am to csorre1
If he were to call a pass play on first down.. you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:23 am to L S Usetheforce
quote:
He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.
Nice! :)
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:25 am to Grasshopper
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:26 am to TriumphTiger
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:35 am to L S Usetheforce
quote:
He doesn't wear a hat......he places it on his head and considers the hat lucky to be near his brain.
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:38 am to TriumphTiger
The Hat alone has experienced more "Want" than a lesser man's entire body.
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