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The Dumbest Reasons I Hate Tennessee (the State and the College)
Posted on 10/3/22 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 10/3/22 at 10:50 pm
20 of the Dumbest Reasons I hate Tennessee:
1. Takes 90 minutes to cross it North South. 25 hours going East and West.
2. It doesn’t border an ocean
3. Vanderbilt is not supposed to still be an SEC school yet it’s STILL there.
4. Nashville is hideous and it gave us Bro Country.
5. Lynchburg is in a dry county.
6. It still HAS dry counties in 2022.
7. Bristol is basically Virginia.
8. Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge are basically Gulf Shores except those poors are the ones who hate the beach.
9. Where the hell is Knoxville at anyways?
10. The Titans are from there.
11. Memphis is almost as dangerous as New Orleans.
12. Remember “The Firm”? Apparently the Mob is there.
13. Graceland
14. See Rock City
15. “Rocky Top” is a shitty song
16. Peyton Manning is an Uber Douche.
17. Orange only belongs on ‘69 Dodge Chargers and never football teams.
18. Why do they Volunteer for? And why would anyone volunteer for anything?
19. Why a checkerboard and why does it not stretch the entire endzone? It gives me anxiety.
20. The State sucks so bad, all I can come up with are these dumbass lame arse reasons.
Honorable Mention - Branson, but that’s not in Tennessee I just hate that place too.
1. Takes 90 minutes to cross it North South. 25 hours going East and West.
2. It doesn’t border an ocean
3. Vanderbilt is not supposed to still be an SEC school yet it’s STILL there.
4. Nashville is hideous and it gave us Bro Country.
5. Lynchburg is in a dry county.
6. It still HAS dry counties in 2022.
7. Bristol is basically Virginia.
8. Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge are basically Gulf Shores except those poors are the ones who hate the beach.
9. Where the hell is Knoxville at anyways?
10. The Titans are from there.
11. Memphis is almost as dangerous as New Orleans.
12. Remember “The Firm”? Apparently the Mob is there.
13. Graceland
14. See Rock City
15. “Rocky Top” is a shitty song
16. Peyton Manning is an Uber Douche.
17. Orange only belongs on ‘69 Dodge Chargers and never football teams.
18. Why do they Volunteer for? And why would anyone volunteer for anything?
19. Why a checkerboard and why does it not stretch the entire endzone? It gives me anxiety.
20. The State sucks so bad, all I can come up with are these dumbass lame arse reasons.
Honorable Mention - Branson, but that’s not in Tennessee I just hate that place too.
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Posted on 10/3/22 at 10:51 pm to Flyingtiger82
You’re going to get downvoted into oblivion but I thought it was a pretty solid effort
Posted on 10/3/22 at 10:54 pm to TheWalrus
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You’re going to get downvoted into oblivion but I thought it was a pretty solid effort
He absolutely copy and pasted that shite but I am downright afraid to ask from where...
Posted on 10/3/22 at 10:56 pm to Flyingtiger82
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4. Nashville
Actually a fun town, and I hate country music
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9. Where the hell is Knoxville at anyways?
Knoxville is actually a nice town also.
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11. Memphis is almost as dangerous as New Orleans
I'm with you on this one.
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15. “Rocky Top” is a shitty song
This, all day long.
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16. Peyton Manning is an Uber Douche
Nah. The Mannings are good people.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 10:59 pm to LSUGrad9295
I know. I’m just trying to hate em
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:00 pm to LSUGrad9295
The mannings can be “good people” and i can still hate em
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:03 pm to Flyingtiger82
I upvoted. This reads like Midnight yell, without all the estrogen.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:04 pm to Flyingtiger82
I think I’ve always wanted to play checkers or chess on their end zone.
Also I like Memphis minus all the murder. Nashville is cool though.
Also I like Memphis minus all the murder. Nashville is cool though.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:04 pm to Flyingtiger82
Take a history class for #18. Texas wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for Tennessee.
And frick all of you Memphis haters. We don’t like any of you, either.
And frick all of you Memphis haters. We don’t like any of you, either.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:11 pm to misey94
[quote]Texas wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for Tennessee. [/quote
Who in Louisiana would care if Texas ever existed in the first place?
Who in Louisiana would care if Texas ever existed in the first place?
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:14 pm to misey94
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Texas wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for Tennessee.
He hasn’t gotten to hating Texas yet. Lord help us.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:14 pm to Flyingtiger82
I saved you from countless downvotes, you can send me a thank you card in the mail
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:16 pm to TheWalrus
How about a fruitcake and a tin of popcorn too?
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:21 pm to Flyingtiger82
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Who in Louisiana would care if Texas ever existed in the first place?
What can I say? You asked a dumb question and got what you got.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 2:53 am to Flyingtiger82
8 is ?? the truth! Good one
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:00 am to Flyingtiger82
Half your reasons are baseless or just plain wrong, though I appreciate the effort before the big game this week.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:45 am to Flyingtiger82
Nice! I like the Branson addition at the end.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:47 am to FlyFishinTiger
Tennessee is a beautiful state. Lots of natural beauty with mountains. I’d take it over Louisiana any day
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:05 am to KyrieElaison
For hating it, he sure knows a lot about it and seems to travel there alot....just saying
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:10 am to Flyingtiger82
Upvote for Honorable Mention comment. I almost chuckled.
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