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re: tailgate bandits: Someone stole my tent frame friday night

Posted on 11/19/12 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by Duckman13
Tiger Stadium
Member since Dec 2006
3060 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

I hope it was all skunked beer and gave you explosive diarrhea. You are sub human


Nope, just the get drunk type of beer. I never broke any locks or messed people's shite up, just stole the unattended beer
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19445 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 5:01 pm to
Thisis exactly why I chain all of my shite to the back of my truck.



No fricks given when people look at me strange.



BTW: I tailgated there also, but did not see anything strange. Sux bro.
Posted by Alan Garner
thigh-land
Member since Oct 2009
3433 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.


DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!
Posted by pellietigersaint
Tiger Stadium
Member since Aug 2005
19043 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 5:57 pm to
To everyone who responded to my original post with sarcastic bullshite:

frick off. I knew half of the responses would be from children. Hell, it's my fault for posting this here.

I could care less about the tent, as a matter of fact now I have an excuse to get a new one. But I sure would like to beat the arse of the white trash douchebag that stole it.

Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
20191 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 6:00 pm to
Saban did it.
Posted by blowmeauburn
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
8051 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 6:07 pm to
That sucks bro. We have had food stolen and plenty of beer, just never a tent. Food and Beer I don't really care about since its meant for everyone else anyways, but the tent would piss me off.
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96881 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 6:09 pm to
Yeah that definitely sucks.
Posted by vjp819
South Sec. 414 / Alex Box Sec. 210
Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 6:15 pm to
sorry that happened. we always chain ours to the tree in our tailgate spot if we leave it on the previous night. next time if there isn't anything to chain it to, bury a hand grenade in the dirt and attach the pull pin to one of the legs of the frame. the frame will get ruined, but if it's going to be stolen anyway WTH?
Posted by rxbtjxnes
big br
Member since Mar 2004
896 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 6:21 pm to
while at a football game with my truck parked in front of th campus police station, someone stole my bike out of the back, lucky for me the other police on campus saw someone riding the bike and knew it wasn't me, gave chase and recovered my bike, hit the guy a couple of times with a billy stick, but he got away when they turned their backs
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 6:21 pm to
sorry to hear that

ive been fortunate enough to not have anything stolen

shame they got people that do that
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68814 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 6:29 pm to
Some trash at the capital one bowl stole my ice chest out of the back of the truck. But that place is crackhead central. We were standing 50 feet away and didn't see them take it.

If poors might be in the area, you better chain that shite up.
Posted by pellietigersaint
Tiger Stadium
Member since Aug 2005
19043 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 6:33 pm to
Poors. Lol

Yea, next year my shite will be on lockdown

I may hide in the bushes to snipe some fool
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
12551 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 6:35 pm to
I'm sorry. I forgot my frame and just grabbed the closest one I saw. My bad.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22503 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 6:45 pm to
After the Tennessee "12 men on the field" game, somebody snatched my brother's ice chest as everyone was leaving campus. He took his eye off it for a minute and some Tennessee asshat just grabbed it and walked off. But then, the dumbass only walked about 50 yards down the sidewalk and joined the remains of his tailgate and proceeded to drink and commiserate with his buddies. We walked down there and spotted it and confronted the a-hole, called him every name in the book, took the ice chest back, and dared him to do something about it. Neither he nor his friends said or did anything, but I heard his friends giving him shite as we left. "You took that dude's ice chest? You a-hole."

CSB.
Posted by pellietigersaint
Tiger Stadium
Member since Aug 2005
19043 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

I'm sorry. I forgot my frame and just grabbed the closest one I saw. My bad


no, no you didn't
This post was edited on 11/19/12 at 8:45 pm
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
31616 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

in your walmart toonces jerseys that give LSU and SEC fans a bad name.



Let me guess ...


At "your" tailgate, do y'all drink any beer other than microbrews or imports ?


At "your" tailgate, do you bring a generator just to run the wine chiller?

At "your" tailgate ... do y'all have caviar and escargot, maybe some pasta salad ... or, do y'all just stop at Panera Bread before the game and pick up some platters?

You wear an LSU golf shirt to every game, don't you?


Do you wear a visor?


When it's hot for games ... do you wear plaid shorts and some of those docksider sailing shoes?



Is your name Spaulding Smails ?



No offense ... but plenty of people shop at Wal-mart ... not just thieves.
Posted by pellietigersaint
Tiger Stadium
Member since Aug 2005
19043 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 8:54 pm to
look navy,

I dont like wine. Drink any beer available. eat sausage n' shite.

I do draw the line at LSU gear from walmart featuring toonces the driving cat. I suggest you do the same.
This post was edited on 11/19/12 at 9:13 pm
Posted by 08Tiger
Member since Sep 2012
499 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

next time if there isn't anything to chain it to, bury a hand grenade in the dirt and attach the pull pin to one of the legs of the frame. the frame will get ruined, but if it's going to be stolen anyway WTH?
Posted by 08Tiger
Member since Sep 2012
499 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 9:01 pm to
quote:


I dont like wine. Drink any beer available. eat sausage n' shite



You eat shite for breakfast.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
31616 posts
Posted on 11/19/12 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

jdrn21



OK, podna ... I don't blame you for being pissed off...particularly if you've been able to do it for 8 years without incident.


I hate fricking thieves with a passion. I suppose you can only hope it was an Ole Piss fan ... but, deep down, you know it was one of our own, which is quite sad.




But ... sometimes ... all you can do is laugh about it:



Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [after discovering Private Jdrn21's unattended tent frame] Jesus H Christ. Private Jdrn21, why is your tent frame unattended?

Private Jdrn21: Sir, I don't know, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Jdrn21, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unattended tent frame! You know that don't you?

Private Jdrn21: Sir, yes, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?

Private Jdrn21: Sir, no, sir.


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