re: Provide your best alabama joke here..

Why aren't there any dentists in Alabama?

Cause they have no teeth.........

A 2nd Grade teacher told her class that she was an Alabama fan. She then asked the children to raise their hands if they were also Alabama fans. Wanting to be like their teacher, all but 1 raised their hands. The teacher looked at little Susie and said, "I see you didn't raise your hand, why not?" Little Susie said, "I am an LSU fan." The teacher asked her why and little Susie said, "Well my mother is an LSU fan and my father is an LSU fan, so that makes me an LSU fan." The teacher responded, "Well what if your mother was a moron and your father was an idiot, what would THAT make you?" “Well”, said little Susie, "I guess I would be an Alabama fan."

what's the difference btwn a Bama fan and a bucket of shite?

The bucket.


and also incest.

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They did away with rape in alabama

Now its just called bothering your sister

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Truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction.

Members of the University of Alabama chapter of the Kappa Alpha fraternity today issued an apology after its ''Old South'' parade paused in front of an April event hosted by a historically black sorority.

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I heard the same chapter once threw cotton all over their lawn during Old South and paid black homeless guys to pick it up.

how many Alabama fans does it take to change a flat tire??

Normally one unless its a blowout and then they all show up.