Oh, they are mad!

What a harrowing experience listening to nonstop yammering from these ingratiating simpletons. Had one elderly ULL fan attempt to spit at me as i ducked into my black Lincoln towncar. Unfortunately for him the saliva failed to gain aerodynamic trajectory and plopped down onto his khaki pants(which probably hadn’t been ironed in ages). With a conspicuous, guileful inflection in my voice I shouted at the clodpoll “I say, jerk, how does Duop Reath’s bum taste?” He muttered a derogatory remark and scurried off into his late 90s model Jeep Cherokee just as my driver arrived on the scene. Have a nice ride home you boneheads!