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re: Official Starkville Joke Thread (some gems from Skip Bertman)
Posted on 10/2/13 at 11:31 am to drdrfaulkner
Posted on 10/2/13 at 11:31 am to drdrfaulkner
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drdrfaulkner
WHAT.THE.FRICK???
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Posted on 10/2/13 at 11:34 am to TheCaterpillar
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Official Starkville Joke Thread (some gems from Skip Bertman)
quote:
- Michael Jordan retired from the Bulls
- Clinton acquitted at impeachment trial
- Airport security took less than 5 minutes (pre-9/11)
- Columbine High School massacre
Cut and paste fail??
Posted on 10/2/13 at 12:18 pm to JermStone
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WHAT.THE.FRICK???
Forget it--I should have staid in the pasture with the horses than to have ventured into the corral with jackasses. Now I know how the Phillistines felt when Samson slew them...This happens quite often on the Rant.
Posted on 10/2/13 at 12:18 pm to drdrfaulkner
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drdrfaulkner
Will LSU win the NC this year?
Posted on 10/2/13 at 12:32 pm to LSUGrad9295
What do you call a resident of Starkville with more than one dog?
A rancher
A rancher
Posted on 10/2/13 at 12:36 pm to LSUGrad9295
"Coach Polk invited me to his house for a Bar B Que. He told me he had split level housing. Turns out it was just a double wide on the side of a hill."
--Bertman
--Bertman
Posted on 10/2/13 at 12:40 pm to drdrfaulkner
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Interestingly, several years later, after the second overtime loss in 2007, He told me that LSU will play in the National Championship game (though He didn't tell me who would win). This does illustrate the fact that God is active in our everyday lives.
I just don't know where to start, so I'll just leave it be.
Posted on 10/2/13 at 12:47 pm to mule74
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"Coach Polk invited me to his house for a Bar B Que. He told me he had split level housing. Turns out it was just a double wide on the side of a hill."
--Bertman
That reminds me of a similar one...
"The Polks invited me over to see their new house. They were excited about the sunken living room. I didn't have the heart to tell them that their trailer had a flat tire..."
Posted on 10/2/13 at 1:26 pm to Spaulding Smails
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Will LSU win the NC this year?
I am not the Master, but His servant. A servant is only given part of the master's plan, and He has not revealed that to me.
Now, please--let's get back to the thread of jokes. I apologize for deferring it. I have seen some very humorous ones.
Posted on 10/2/13 at 3:36 pm to drdrfaulkner
Hey, Drdrfaulkner,
Way to let'em have it! Methinks that most of the guys on this Board couldn't read and understand one Thesis much less write two or use the word, Dissertation in a sentence much less write one! And yes, to all you young folks, you, too, will be in your 60s one day and many, if not most of you, will be unable to claim half of the accomplishments of Drdr. Have a little respect!
Way to let'em have it! Methinks that most of the guys on this Board couldn't read and understand one Thesis much less write two or use the word, Dissertation in a sentence much less write one!
And yes, to all you young folks, you, too, will be in your 60s one day and many, if not most of you, will be unable to claim half of the accomplishments of Drdr. Have a little respect!
Posted on 10/2/13 at 3:48 pm to drdrfaulkner
Casting pearls before a form of razorbacks, Doc. The Rant is the sports version of The Roman Colosseum and you know what happened there. 
Posted on 10/2/13 at 3:52 pm to drdrfaulkner
Opposing team members have to constantly remind Moo State players "we's free, we's free".
Posted on 10/2/13 at 4:09 pm to LSUGrad9295
"A Miss. State student won the science fair. He made a stick out of a piece of wood."
Posted on 10/2/13 at 4:40 pm to geauxgrrl
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Way to let'em have it! Methinks that most of the guys on this Board couldn't read and understand one Thesis much less write two or use the word, Dissertation in a sentence much less write one!
Is dissertation that hard to use in a sentence? The sister is coming. I used thesis in the previous sentence. That makes twice.
Posted on 10/2/13 at 4:54 pm to drdrfaulkner
God enjoys slaughtering innocent dogs?
Posted on 10/2/13 at 5:11 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
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drdrfaulkner
USF PhD huh? did your advisor's last name end in adow?
if so...I may know you...you are a special kind of odd that I have only met once before.
Posted on 10/2/13 at 5:14 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Heard Richard Condon tell this one years ago:
"The Starkville Chamber of Commerce's slogan is: 'Come visit Starkville. It'll make you appreciate where you're from'".
"The Starkville Chamber of Commerce's slogan is: 'Come visit Starkville. It'll make you appreciate where you're from'".
Posted on 10/2/13 at 9:40 pm to LSUGrad9295
What's the definition of "relative humidity" in Mississippi ? The sweat that drips off your balls when your bangin
Your sister
Your sister
Posted on 10/2/13 at 10:27 pm to deathvalleyrox27
Starkghanistan.
Posted on 10/2/13 at 10:44 pm to FightinTigersDammit
George Bush wanted to overthrow the Taliban, so he called in Wayne Madkin.
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