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re: Official "Sick Day from Work" excuses

Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:11 am to
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53906 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:11 am to
Something suddenly came up!
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
12897 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:14 am to
Just use the excuse Peter Griffin on Family Guy used to go watch the Red Sox play:

"I can't come to work because I was in a terrible car crash and now I'm a vegetable. See you tomorrow."
Posted by tadelatt
Buga Nation
Member since Jan 2010
12331 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:21 am to
Lol
Posted by Dale Doubak
Somewhere
Member since Jan 2012
6000 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:27 am to
I got loose bowels
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:35 am to
That God my dad owns the company so I don't need one he will just understand

Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18734 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:39 am to
I own the company. I do whatever the frick I want to do.
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18734 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:42 am to
quote:

Since LSU will be playing at noon on a Monday, work has become an issue. Well, maybe, if you don't have a good excuse.


"I can't make work today, boss. I have to be at the flagpole at noon to kick some dude's arse whose name is tadeatt. It might take a few hours."
Posted by PurpleCrush
ATL
Member since May 2014
1265 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 1:35 am to
I work nights, so I will wake up with the breakfast of champions and watch me some baseball.

!! GEAUX TIGERS !!
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
20105 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 2:19 am to
quote:

Caught the AIDS from Glenn Guilbeau.


That's not saying much for you, considering how you contract AIDS.
Posted by Malaysian Tiger
Manila
Member since May 2008
4732 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 2:31 am to
Tell your Boss you had an Erection for longer than 4 hours!
Posted by TigerFaninBammerLand
Cypress, TX
Member since Sep 2011
67 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 3:48 am to
Same here. First time in a year and a half but timing is ok.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
53612 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 5:02 am to
I'm off next Monday and not this one... but I can at least watch this game
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61502 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 5:45 am to
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
56513 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:38 am to
quote:

I actually am sick 


That's the spirit... If you believe it yourself your boss will too
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61502 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:40 am to
This post was edited on 6/1/15 at 6:41 am
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24563 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:54 am to
quote:

Be funny when people call in sick and go to the game to find their bosses there! lol


Or wind up on TV catching a foul, home run, or just cheering and someone at the office sees them on the DVR later today.
Posted by chris44gwlsu
Berlin, Germany
Member since Jan 2008
1176 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:25 am to
LMAO!

I just used one because I need to see my doctor about a refill(legit).
Posted by Harry456
Member since Apr 2015
145 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:31 am to
This is called as a real problem....hahahahah
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
88664 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:33 am to
Will already be out of the office on Wednesday to be there for the birth of my first nephew, so I won't be able to take off. Thanks for nothing NCAA. I'll definitely have ESPN3 on though.
Posted by fouldeliverer
Lannisport
Member since Nov 2008
13538 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:34 am to
quote:


I'm a teacher. None needed.

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