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No movie could ever be as cliche as 2019

Posted on 9/25/20 at 1:58 pm
Posted by LSU2019
Encino
Member since Sep 2020
166 posts
Posted on 9/25/20 at 1:58 pm
a kid looking for a second chance chooses the Bad News Bears of college football, a team mainly known for fricking up and squandering potential, under a cartoon of a head coach that half the fan base doesnt even want, convinced he can be the one to turn it all around and lead them to a title.

And he did it.

The mother fricker actually did it.

After going on the road and beating our evil nemesis, and then out playing the unbeaten prodigy in the NCG, while they all won every personal award along the way.

And then...

AND THEN...

In the post-credit scene...

after choosing LSU over the University of Cincinnati and leaving Ohio to start this story (those were his final 2 transfer options), he ends up back in Ohio as the number 1 pick by Cincinnati.

HE EVEN WENT BACK TO THE SAME BEDROOM!

Its not even a movie, movies are never this cliche.
This post was edited on 9/25/20 at 2:12 pm
Posted by Monsieur le Duc
Château de Chantilly
Member since Aug 2014
673 posts
Posted on 9/25/20 at 2:01 pm to
It will never be that good again.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66336 posts
Posted on 9/25/20 at 2:03 pm to
You’re absolutely right.

I mean if I was writing it I maybe Would have made it the first NC since 1958 but everyone’s personal stories are straight up Sports Movie Cliches.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6564 posts
Posted on 9/25/20 at 2:06 pm to
Agreed, but unlike a movie, there was absolutely no trickeration involved. No Flying-V. No Annexation of Puerto Rico. No Hidden Ball Trick.

The Tigers were so good that they didn't need any of that to beat you. Ever.
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3011 posts
Posted on 9/25/20 at 2:06 pm to
I mean, if I was writing it I would have included myself on the team
Posted by TigerBooty
Member since Jul 2020
8 posts
Posted on 9/25/20 at 2:56 pm to
I’m feeling ya here. Who is playing Joe “BD” Burreaux and who is his love interest in this movie?
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66336 posts
Posted on 9/25/20 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

I mean, if I was writing it I would have included myself on the team


And Margot Robbie As my cheerleader Girlfriend.

And it would have an NC-17 rating for a sex scene .

But still
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33299 posts
Posted on 9/25/20 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Bad News Bears of college football,
Not so sure about this.

And you also leave out Clyde's story, which I think is at least as compelling.
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4808 posts
Posted on 9/25/20 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

No movie could ever be as cliche as 2019

...And if they would have beaten Ohio State in the Championship, it would have been bad cliche.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17517 posts
Posted on 9/25/20 at 3:24 pm to
So what's the title of this story?

Roll Tide What?
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