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re: Need Help(Brother-Law is NOW a Fla. Fan)

Posted on 12/16/08 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by Bayou Gold
Itabena MS
Member since Aug 2007
377 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 2:56 pm to
Rule 1. In order to be considered a fan of x school, one must cheer for this team consistently for at least three years in a row! Remind him that he is obviously still in the hazing process and he can only hope UF is still good when/if he becomes an actual fan!
Posted by King Mello
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
475 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 2:58 pm to
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Flatten the tires on his house and then get in your house and drive away.


Posted by Hasan
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
408 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:02 pm to
Buy him a port-a-potty for Christmas and then knock it over when he gets in it.
Posted by Hideo Nomo
Put up both hands, drop one thumb
Member since Apr 2008
7457 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:07 pm to
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Flatten the tires on his house and then get in your house and drive away.


A doctor with a mobile home - that'll be the day!
Posted by wgulsu
LA
Member since Jan 2008
2361 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:13 pm to
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My brother-in-law has now become a Fla. fan.



I bet he was an LSU last yr?? then he is a tool that likes to ride that wagon.
Posted by TN River Tiger
Knoxville
Member since Apr 2008
338 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:15 pm to
Good suggestions, T-Shirt with Bandwagoner on it sounds good! My God, I asked him to name 3 QBs from Fla. other than Tebow and he could not do it. Not to mention his 14 yr old son likes LSU and said he wants to go there with my boy when he graduates. I got him an LSU shirt, hat and pennant for the LSU/Fla.game, and the poor kids was told not to wear it because he might offend Mr. "Bull Gator" donor guy who got them 40 yrd tix for the game. Poor kid, I like him!
Posted by DaSaltyTiger
Alexandria/Pineville, LA area
Member since Dec 2004
4689 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:19 pm to
Generally the terminal stages of this dread disease include foaming at the mouth, grossly loud flatuence, talking out of one's head, and ultimately death. Best treatment for it is for all observers to drink plenty of beer or Jack Daniels until they quit giving a shite. After the ultimate passing, go frick two of your neighbors' finenst teenage daughters and call me in the morning.
This post was edited on 12/16/08 at 3:20 pm
Posted by gatorgrlj
Gainesville, FL
Member since Sep 2008
108 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:19 pm to
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My God, I asked him to name 3 QBs from Fla. other than Tebow and he could not do it.


Pathetic! He didn't even suffer through the Zook years.
Posted by TN River Tiger
Knoxville
Member since Apr 2008
338 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:28 pm to
Oh no way. Several years back when you guys had Zook he didn't even watch football. To be a true fan you need to stick with a team/school through the good years and the bad. Then you really aprreciate the championship year. For older Gator fans who remember Charlie Pell and the rough years in the 70s and 80s these are Florida's Golden Years! I hate bandwagoners, especially if I'm related to them (through marriage) and they have an attitude!
Posted by Flamefighter
Center Field
Member since Dec 2007
7629 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 4:57 pm to
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Get him a shirt that says
"ULL-Undergrad
LSU Med School Grad
Florida Bandwagon Fan"


Thats PRICELESS. Carry this quote to the Fark Board and they will be happy to hook you up with a nice shirt!
Posted by TGR
NOLA
Member since Feb 2007
6296 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 6:48 pm to
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Brother-Law


Posted by cajuntiger2222
West upper deck
Member since Jan 2005
621 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 8:08 pm to
Shoot him don't let him breed...
Posted by DaSaltyTiger
Alexandria/Pineville, LA area
Member since Dec 2004
4689 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 8:43 pm to
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Shoot him don't let him breed...


TOTALLY AGREE!
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10437 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 8:45 pm to
Ignore it for a couple of years, he'll start watching cricket or something and forget about football.
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
42475 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 8:49 pm to
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just beat him senceless with a tire tool in front of his wife and kids


If you go with this option please get an accomplice to video it so we can watch it on YouTube once you post bail and can upload it.
Posted by TG
Metairie
Member since Sep 2004
3279 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 11:19 pm to
Beat him senceless with a tire tool in front of his wife and kids!
Posted by tigerfan011
Member since Jun 2008
69 posts
Posted on 12/16/08 at 11:45 pm to
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Tiger bait him.

thats my usual method...seems to work pretty well for me
Posted by TigerJeff
the Emerald Coast
Member since Oct 2006
16356 posts
Posted on 12/17/08 at 12:02 am to
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Get him a shirt that says
"ULL-Undergrad
LSU Med School Grad
Florida Bandwagon Fan"


better yet, buy a pair of jorts with the same lines stitched on
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 12/17/08 at 12:47 am to
Be thankful, mine is a UT fan/grad.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 12/17/08 at 6:07 am to
It's probably good for his business. The worst reason to adopt any sort of hobby/belief/philosophy/team.
This post was edited on 12/17/08 at 6:08 am
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