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re: Need Help(Brother-Law is NOW a Fla. Fan)
Posted on 12/16/08 at 2:56 pm to givemeabeer
Posted on 12/16/08 at 2:56 pm to givemeabeer
Rule 1. In order to be considered a fan of x school, one must cheer for this team consistently for at least three years in a row! Remind him that he is obviously still in the hazing process and he can only hope UF is still good when/if he becomes an actual fan!

Posted on 12/16/08 at 2:58 pm to Towelie
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Flatten the tires on his house and then get in your house and drive away.
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:02 pm to TN River Tiger
Buy him a port-a-potty for Christmas and then knock it over when he gets in it.
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:07 pm to Towelie
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Flatten the tires on his house and then get in your house and drive away.
A doctor with a mobile home - that'll be the day!
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:13 pm to TN River Tiger
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My brother-in-law has now become a Fla. fan.
I bet he was an LSU last yr?? then he is a tool that likes to ride that wagon.
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:15 pm to Hideo Nomo
Good suggestions, T-Shirt with Bandwagoner on it sounds good! My God, I asked him to name 3 QBs from Fla. other than Tebow and he could not do it. Not to mention his 14 yr old son likes LSU and said he wants to go there with my boy when he graduates. I got him an LSU shirt, hat and pennant for the LSU/Fla.game, and the poor kids was told not to wear it because he might offend Mr. "Bull Gator" donor guy who got them 40 yrd tix for the game. Poor kid, I like him!
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:19 pm to TN River Tiger
Generally the terminal stages of this dread disease include foaming at the mouth, grossly loud flatuence, talking out of one's head, and ultimately death. Best treatment for it is for all observers to drink plenty of beer or Jack Daniels until they quit giving a shite. After the ultimate passing, go frick two of your neighbors' finenst teenage daughters and call me in the morning.
This post was edited on 12/16/08 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:19 pm to TN River Tiger
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My God, I asked him to name 3 QBs from Fla. other than Tebow and he could not do it.
Pathetic! He didn't even suffer through the Zook years.
Posted on 12/16/08 at 3:28 pm to gatorgrlj
Oh no way. Several years back when you guys had Zook he didn't even watch football. To be a true fan you need to stick with a team/school through the good years and the bad. Then you really aprreciate the championship year. For older Gator fans who remember Charlie Pell and the rough years in the 70s and 80s these are Florida's Golden Years! I hate bandwagoners, especially if I'm related to them (through marriage) and they have an attitude!
Posted on 12/16/08 at 4:57 pm to SECBengal
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Get him a shirt that says
"ULL-Undergrad
LSU Med School Grad
Florida Bandwagon Fan"
Thats PRICELESS. Carry this quote to the Fark Board and they will be happy to hook you up with a nice shirt!
Posted on 12/16/08 at 8:08 pm to TN River Tiger
Shoot him don't let him breed...

Posted on 12/16/08 at 8:43 pm to cajuntiger2222
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Shoot him don't let him breed...
TOTALLY AGREE!
Posted on 12/16/08 at 8:45 pm to DaSaltyTiger
Ignore it for a couple of years, he'll start watching cricket or something and forget about football.
Posted on 12/16/08 at 8:49 pm to TN River Tiger
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just beat him senceless with a tire tool in front of his wife and kids
If you go with this option please get an accomplice to video it so we can watch it on YouTube once you post bail and can upload it.
Posted on 12/16/08 at 11:19 pm to TN River Tiger
Beat him senceless with a tire tool in front of his wife and kids!
Posted on 12/16/08 at 11:45 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
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Tiger bait him.
thats my usual method...seems to work pretty well for me
Posted on 12/17/08 at 12:02 am to SECBengal
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Get him a shirt that says
"ULL-Undergrad
LSU Med School Grad
Florida Bandwagon Fan"
better yet, buy a pair of jorts with the same lines stitched on
Posted on 12/17/08 at 12:47 am to TN River Tiger
Be thankful, mine is a UT fan/grad.
Posted on 12/17/08 at 6:07 am to TN River Tiger
It's probably good for his business. The worst reason to adopt any sort of hobby/belief/philosophy/team.
This post was edited on 12/17/08 at 6:08 am
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