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re: mike the tiger appearance for saturday

Posted on 10/9/13 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by StadiumDormRat'72
BR,LA
Member since Sep 2012
2942 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 7:10 pm to
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Pick the worst poster on TD and make HIM stand at the back of trailer...


Actually, the germ of a good idea. Build a little trap door big enough to stick your head or arm through, but not big enough for Mike to crawl through, of course. Let TAF advertise it, and the biggest donations wins the privilege of sticking your head through the door and going "He-e-e-ere, kitty kitty kitty!" on game day...

It would be an honor.
Posted by PRK
Member since Sep 2009
9142 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 7:12 pm to
Mike should be in the stadium. Giving him an option will just train him not to fricking get in the trailer.


It's an animal. It isn't a person. Anything short of hurting him is OK by me.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
22481 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

goldengorilla


Bro, are you even a real gorilla?
Posted by StadiumDormRat'72
BR,LA
Member since Sep 2012
2942 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

i just met with mikes trainer last month...


AHA! There's the problem...we've recruited a talented Tiger, but he's just not getting the proper coaching. Has he learned any other tricks? 'Cuz he's had six years to teach him "get in the littler trailer, it's game-day"...

Fire the trainer!
Posted by PDgirl
Greenville, SC
Member since Aug 2011
1064 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

Lure him in with food.


Gator meat
Posted by Lago Tiger
Lago Vista Tx
Member since Jan 2011
1069 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 7:50 pm to
Tiger Tinks
Posted by TigerBait1127
Houston
Member since Jun 2005
47336 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 9:09 pm to
Posted by monceaux
Houston
Member since Sep 2013
1182 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 9:16 pm to
Free food.
Free housing.
Free healthcare.
Hardly ever works.
And he never shows up.

I've heard this story before.
Posted by Broham
Member since Feb 2005
18915 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 9:53 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
106666 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

It would be an honor.


We could throw you in.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60155 posts
Posted on 10/9/13 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

have a female tiger rear mounted in the front of his trailer?


for some reason, this shite just cracked me up!....

ETA: I like the idea that he comes into the stadium before games, but honestly, can't really see him in the cage at all...so it is not a big deal for me one way or another...
This post was edited on 10/9/13 at 10:22 pm
Posted by LSUnowhas2
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
21981 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 9:47 am to
Clearly, we need to just hire this guy to get the tiger to cooperate on gamedays:

The Whitest Kids You Know - Zoo Keeper
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22781 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 10:18 am to
Just wanted to add that I believe they use to use a small dose of tranquilizer to get him into his cage, but they stopped doing that.
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