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re: LSU needs an anti-Flynn
Posted on 11/8/07 at 8:12 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
Posted on 11/8/07 at 8:12 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
Chuck Norris before Flynn
Chuck Norris after Flynn
Chuck Norris after Flynn
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Posted on 11/8/07 at 8:53 pm to theunknownknight
Oh wise one, I am in a bit of a quandry. You confuse me. Other great men have spoken of their admiration of Flynn, yet you say it is ill-advised.
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a Flynn.-- Abraham Lincoln
Flynnship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.-- Baltasar Gracian (1647)
Every man passes his life in the search after Flynnship.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
No man is useless while he has a Flynn. & A Flynn is a present you give yourself.-- Robert Louis Stevenson
What a Flynn we have in Jesus.--Traditional hymn
Please advise me on the path that I should now follow.
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a Flynn.-- Abraham Lincoln
Flynnship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.-- Baltasar Gracian (1647)
Every man passes his life in the search after Flynnship.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
No man is useless while he has a Flynn. & A Flynn is a present you give yourself.-- Robert Louis Stevenson
What a Flynn we have in Jesus.--Traditional hymn
Please advise me on the path that I should now follow.
Posted on 11/8/07 at 9:09 pm to turtle
quote:
That's a contradiction. Dentures are white so how can he protect what he destroys?
Nice question. On face value I can see how this is a seemingly impossible task. Allow me to restate the "Prophecy of Chad Jones" for you.
Chad Jones will be:
"The protector of dentures worldwide and the one who will destroy the color white*"
*Properly interpreted: Matt Flynn
Also you must remember, we are speaking of Chad Jones. The question isn't: Will he find a way? But rather: How many ways will he find?
quote:
And by the way, aren't they called Flynntures?
Great observation Turtle, Flynntures are indeed what Flynn calls the dentures once he gains possession of them. He then likes to remove his fangs and put these Flynntures in his mouth and chew on dark chocolate until the wee hours of the morning.
Posted on 11/8/07 at 9:28 pm to RobbBobb
quote:
Oh wise one, I am in a bit of a quandry. You confuse me. Other great men have spoken of their admiration of Flynn, yet you say it is ill-advised.
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a Flynn.-- Abraham Lincoln
Flynnship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.-- Baltasar Gracian (1647)
Every man passes his life in the search after Flynnship.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
No man is useless while he has a Flynn. & A Flynn is a present you give yourself.-- Robert Louis Stevenson
What a Flynn we have in Jesus.--Traditional hymn
Please advise me on the path that I should now follow.
These quotes are great examples of the extent and power of Flynn's deceitfulness. First, one must recognize that Abe Lincoln was an avid Flynn supporter until Reconstruction. That's when Mr. Lincoln discovered Flynn's plot to destroy everything with an ebony tint. Greatly disappointed, Lincoln condemned Flynn and they parted ways. The next day, Lincoln was assassinated by a notable Flynn minion, John Flynn Booth. Unfortunantly, the quotes of Lincoln still reflect his old stance and John Flynn Boothe changed his name to protect his master.
As for the other quotes:
None of them actually have "Flynn" in them. The reason you, or any poster, sees this is because Flynn's mind control is manipulating you as we speak.
What should you do?
Throw away all your bleach and have nothing to do with vanilla or milk. These are all items Flynn uses to enter one's mind. Rid yourself of them as soon as possible and turn on urban music. This also scares away Flynn. Then...
Wait for Chad Jones to destroy him!!!
Posted on 11/9/07 at 1:05 am to theunknownknight
So this is your visualizaiton of Flynn and Jones?
This post was edited on 11/9/07 at 1:15 am
Posted on 11/9/07 at 1:05 am to TigersRuleTheEarth
quote:quote:
theunknownknight
LSUChicageaux????
Uh, no. Not me.
Posted on 11/9/07 at 1:11 am to theunknownknight
Well wait just a minute there mr unknown... there is some truth in one of those statements
Its obvious that Stevenson was into masochism, so therefore this is a somewhat truthful saying, in those regards.
Flynn~ supporting BDSM since 1985
quote:
No man is useless while he has a Flynn. & A Flynn is a present you give yourself.-- Robert Louis Stevenson
Its obvious that Stevenson was into masochism, so therefore this is a somewhat truthful saying, in those regards.
Flynn~ supporting BDSM since 1985
Posted on 11/9/07 at 10:33 am to RobbBobb
quote:
What a Flynn we have in Jesus.--Traditional hymn
BlasFlynny I tell you. I think a better understanding would come from The Wizard of Oz. Let's all click our heels and say it together now.
"There's no place like Jones, there's no place like Jones."
This post was edited on 11/9/07 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 11/9/07 at 1:39 pm to thegreatone
Wow, this thread has lost some Flynnergy*.
It needs to be reflynnergized.
Dear Poster, allow me to respond:
That would be Matt Damon (Real Name: Matt Demon). He is closely related to Matt Flynn in that they have no relation whatsoever and that Matt Damon serves as Flynn’s stunt double when Flynn leaves home in search for tropical lows he can turn into hurricanes and Nursing Homes he can turn into parking lots.
Matt Damon is also Matt Flynn’s genetically engineered clone that was sent to Hollywood by Flynn to destroy Ben Affleck. When Flynn realized that would be a good thing he revoked his orders and Ben Affleck and Matt Damon became best friends.
*Negative Energy
It needs to be reflynnergized.
quote:
So this is your visualizaiton of Flynn...?
Dear Poster, allow me to respond:
That would be Matt Damon (Real Name: Matt Demon). He is closely related to Matt Flynn in that they have no relation whatsoever and that Matt Damon serves as Flynn’s stunt double when Flynn leaves home in search for tropical lows he can turn into hurricanes and Nursing Homes he can turn into parking lots.
Matt Damon is also Matt Flynn’s genetically engineered clone that was sent to Hollywood by Flynn to destroy Ben Affleck. When Flynn realized that would be a good thing he revoked his orders and Ben Affleck and Matt Damon became best friends.
*Negative Energy
This post was edited on 11/9/07 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 11/9/07 at 4:21 pm to LSUChicageaux
quote:
quote:
theunknownknight
LSUChicageaux????
Uh, no. Not me.
No need to be so flynnsitive. i'm sure it was an honest mattstake.
Posted on 11/9/07 at 5:32 pm to hashtag
I apologize, I didn't know it was Matt Demon. I swear! Flynn made me do it.
Posted on 11/9/07 at 5:32 pm to hashtag
(no message)
This post was edited on 11/9/07 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 11/10/07 at 12:19 pm to thegreatone
thegreatone,
why do you have a cartoon character portraying the redheaded version of flynn as your avatar/signature pic?
that is an insult to all that is good and jonesly.
why do you have a cartoon character portraying the redheaded version of flynn as your avatar/signature pic?
that is an insult to all that is good and jonesly.
Posted on 11/10/07 at 12:33 pm to hashtag
6 1/2 hours til we have to overcome La Tech and the flynnvil genius himself, Matt Flynn
Posted on 11/10/07 at 12:39 pm to lsufisherman
i'm gonna call it already. Flynn gets pulled this game. Jones gets 6 TDs and 14 INTs, 9 sacks.
Posted on 11/10/07 at 1:15 pm to hashtag
theunknownknight is the Architect from The Matrix
Posted on 11/10/07 at 1:35 pm to greek_tiger
quote:
theunknownknight is the Architect from The Matrix
False. Flynn is the Architect and Jones must (and will) overcome him.
Posted on 11/10/07 at 11:48 pm to hashtag
he tried to do it again...
Posted on 11/10/07 at 11:51 pm to hashtag
Posted on 11/11/07 at 1:40 am to hashtag
quote:
that is an insult to all that is good and jonesly
Correction: That's Flynnsult
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