re: LSU needs an anti-Flynn

Pre game prayer-Lord cast flynn and all his flynliness back to the bowels of hell from which he sprung. May we all revel as we Chad Jones Louisiana Tech into oblivion this saturday. Amen.

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so if we were to finally remove ourselves from the flynning flynner himself flynn... who should we replace him with at QB

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if the flynning flynner flynn was indeed eflynnerated, we would need no replacement. we would just, be.

Black. We would just be black.

lsufisherman, you need an avatar, or signature picture, or both.

i would suggest one that really signifies who you are. one that will really get the entire world recognizing you. one that will have people on the street saying, "hey, this lsu guy, he's a fisherman."

i nominate:



or



Choose wisely.

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so if we were to finally remove ourselves from the flynning flynner himself flynn... who should we replace him with at QB

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First: I see you fear the question mark as well.

Second: There is no need to ask such silly questions young one. For you see, once the evil force known as Flynn has been vanquished such problems will simply vanish. The goodness of Chad Jones will ensure this occurs. Only then will we have a legitimate shot at having a winning football program and fulfilling lives.

But to answer your question: It will be the delectable quarterback known as “Not Flynn”. And if this new quarterback get’s injured it is only so that the great Chad Jones can step into his place and lead us to the magnificent land of championships, which coincidently is also the land of home made chocolate chip cookies and butterscotch*.

*The elderly love butterscotch.

now not to incite much wrath from the wordologist himself or any other ranters here, but doesn't it seem like perilloux is pretty flynnish himself and doesn't it seem that if he takes the reigns next year we will still continue in our flynnish ways

**and yes the elderly do love their butterscotch... thats why flynn steals it from them. Not only does the flynn take candy from babies but he takes butterscotch from old people too. Damn you flynn Damn you

Anymore questions?

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Perilloux will be healed when Flynn is gone. It is a well known fact that Perilloux was known as just Loux before the coming of Flynn. When Flynn arrived Loux was doomed to mediocrity. Why? I’m glad I asked myself: Because Flynn threatened to destroy Loux if he played well. He was thence known as “Peril” Loux because of the danger he faced if he played better than Flynn.

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Holy shite! that's genius.

That's a contradiction. Dentures are white so how can he protect what he destroys?

And by the way, aren't they called Flynntures?