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LOL @ A&M - A Running List of Questionable Aggie Traditions
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:01 pm
We all know this whole fanbase is pretty light in the loafers, so I tried to compile a master list of the things that make them just so unbearable/non-heterosexual.
1) Yell leaders (obviously)
2) Cadets - just a weird excuse to all dress in coordinated outfits and prance around like the village people.
3) Reveille - because, why not make Lassie your mascot? Definitely don't want a bulldog or a German Shepherd, or something even remotely intimidating.
4) 12th Man - because 11 men isn't enough for them.
5) Bubble machines - I don't even know where to start with that.
6) The yell leaders (again) - because I just can't stress enough how truly unnatural this is.
7) No cheerleaders
Anything I'm missing? GFY aggies.
1) Yell leaders (obviously)
2) Cadets - just a weird excuse to all dress in coordinated outfits and prance around like the village people.
3) Reveille - because, why not make Lassie your mascot? Definitely don't want a bulldog or a German Shepherd, or something even remotely intimidating.
4) 12th Man - because 11 men isn't enough for them.
5) Bubble machines - I don't even know where to start with that.
6) The yell leaders (again) - because I just can't stress enough how truly unnatural this is.
7) No cheerleaders
Anything I'm missing? GFY aggies.
This post was edited on 11/26/19 at 12:07 pm
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Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:02 pm to HamBone14
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Anything I'm missing? GFY aggies.
All the ghey secks
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:07 pm to DustyDinkleman
clinics where you leave with low T.
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:08 pm to HamBone14
Jizz jars
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:12 pm to NakaTrash
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Jizz jars
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:14 pm to HamBone14
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Reveille
Sure, it’s no Smokey, but Reveille is a beautiful dog. Pretty much the one thing Aggie does that’s not Completely fricking weird.
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:15 pm to HamBone14
I know it's the only one they do I enjoy the aggie band's halftime show.
This post was edited on 11/26/19 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:18 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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Pretty much the one thing Aggie does that’s not Completely fricking weird.
They manage to weird even that up. For example, if Reveille barks in class, class is dismissed. She is the highest ranking cadet, is addressed as "Miss Rev, ma'am" and has her own phone.
ETA: this takes it to the next level.
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Texas A&M maintains a cemetery on campus where all of the past Reveilles are buried. Reveilles I through IV were buried side-by-side in a small cemetery in front of Kyle Field with their noses and paws pointed so that they could look through the north tunnel and see the stadium scoreboard. This way, "they can always watch the Aggies outscore their opponent on the field."
But...
Since the recent additions blocked the gravesites' view of Kyle Field, a miniature scoreboard was constructed on the outside of the stadium so that the dead mascots can still watch the Aggies play.
This post was edited on 11/26/19 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:24 pm to MountainTiger
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They manage to weird even that up. For example, if Reveille barks in class, class is dismissed. She is the highest ranking cadet, is addressed as "Miss Rev, ma'am" and has her own phone.
I have never heard that. My God. What the hell is going on over there?
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:29 pm to HamBone14
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GFY aggies.
Not sure if this is an actual insult to them...
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:30 pm to HamBone14
Cadets squeezing nuts
Jizz in a jar
Jizz in a jar
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:42 pm to HamBone14
I've been on the Rant asking them why they're so weird but I've yet to get an answer
Also don't forget that Aggy Indoctrination Camp they send their Freshman Boys to, no telling what they do to those poor boys in there
Also don't forget that Aggy Indoctrination Camp they send their Freshman Boys to, no telling what they do to those poor boys in there
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:46 pm to HamBone14
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:52 pm to HamBone14
They are bad at making camp fires.
Posted on 11/26/19 at 12:59 pm to Beached Tiger
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They are bad at making camp fires.
They aren't real good at hurricane prep either.
Posted on 11/26/19 at 1:00 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Miss Reveille is pretty, but I feel very sorry for what must be a boring and annoying life with those yahoos.
Posted on 11/26/19 at 1:01 pm to PiscesTiger
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why dont you put on one of them Ill beats?
I made it 50 seconds before I had to turn it off. I am hating aggie more by the second.
Posted on 11/26/19 at 4:02 pm to MountainTiger
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Texas A&M maintains a cemetery on campus where all of the past Reveilles are buried. Reveilles I through IV were buried side-by-side in a small cemetery in front of Kyle Field with their noses and paws pointed so that they could look through the north tunnel and see the stadium scoreboard. This way, "they can always watch the Aggies outscore their opponent on the field."
But...
Since the recent additions blocked the gravesites' view of Kyle Field, a miniature scoreboard was constructed on the outside of the stadium so that the dead mascots can still watch the Aggies play.
This is weird on so many levels.
Posted on 11/26/19 at 5:11 pm to HamBone14
1. Can't walk on the grass
2. Can't wear a hat inside the MSC or whatever their Union is called or people will literally try to tel you to take it off (they also have signs on their doors saying this).
3. Their elevators say "howdy" when you first enter
4. Midnight yell practice
Their campus is depressing, coupled with their shitty architecture, and last but not least. it feels like a cult.
2. Can't wear a hat inside the MSC or whatever their Union is called or people will literally try to tel you to take it off (they also have signs on their doors saying this).
3. Their elevators say "howdy" when you first enter
4. Midnight yell practice
Their campus is depressing, coupled with their shitty architecture, and last but not least. it feels like a cult.
Posted on 11/26/19 at 5:21 pm to HamBone14
A&M is like that weird strange uncle that comes over for the holidays that nobody wants there and everybody face palms when they see him. Just a bunch of weirdos.
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