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re: Joseph Evans looking good.

Posted on 4/14/21 at 11:17 am to
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
7873 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 11:17 am to
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lighten up old man.
Make up your mind putz. First Fedor was before my time. Now I'm an old man. Which is it skippy ?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38298 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 11:20 am to
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Sorta heavily implied here.


really?

Just want to flash back to a thing or five:

1. Back in High School, he was known to “live in the backfield” of almost every game he played. (That was a description of him on this recruiting board). ----high school reference

B. It was also noted that he did it against smaller-school competition. And that is in fact, a fair statement.----high school reference

@- Then he became a.......yes, a.freshman in the SEC; the world’s most dominant conference in sports history, or the Fedor Emalienenko of conferences.----freshman reference

4. He then was screenshotted on this forum taking an in-game verbal rundown from Pelini (anyone remember that?). Evan’s had a wtf look on his face.----2020 reference

E. Now he’s here and we all have to remember how hard it is to start or even contribute as a True Frosh in this league.-----2021 comment going back to how hard it is to contribute in his freshman year.


i hope you aren't a forensic investigator or a lawyer.



eta.....oh shite....your profile says you are an attorney.

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not super relevant, otherwise
not if you have trouble with chronology or responding to super irrelevant threads.
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 11:25 am
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41182 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 11:24 am to
I’m just here to say I love your bullet format.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38298 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 11:26 am to
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Now I'm an old man. Which is it skippy ?


now you should lighten up.....and yes, i have decided you are an old man. just chill, babe.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78079 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:23 pm to
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1. Back in High School, he was known to “live in the backfield” of almost every game he played. (That was a description of him on this recruiting board). ----high school reference



High school reference

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B. It was also noted that he did it against smaller-school competition. And that is in fact, a fair statement.----high school reference



High school reference

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@- Then he became a.......yes, a.freshman in the SEC; the world’s most dominant conference in sports history, or the Fedor Emalienenko of conferences.----freshman reference


Freshmen year reference

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4. He then was screenshotted on this forum taking an in-game verbal rundown from Pelini (anyone remember that?). Evan’s had a wtf look on his face.----2020 reference



Sophmore year reference

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E. Now he’s here and we all have to remember how hard it is to start or even contribute as a True Frosh in this league.-----2021 comment going back to how hard it is to contribute in his freshman year.


Junior AND True Freshmen year reference. You talk about struggles in 2020 in your 4th point and then talk about how hard it is for a True Freshmen in your 5th.

It’s either confusing or irrelevant.

You’re not marking every post with a year of class. So again, why should I care About his true freshmen year where he barely played when he struggled as a Sophmore and is currently a junior (I guess Technically a second year Sophmore by Covid rules)
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 12:24 pm
Posted by TooSober
AA Meeting
Member since Oct 2015
627 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:37 pm to
I've been a Joe Evans fan since seeing his push as a freshman... then last year he was the ONLY starting tackle at the beginning of the year... and was repp'd to death in those first games...then the staff soured on him... and his year, and much of the defense, went to crap. So now here we are, new defense staff... and he's a grown damn man. I can't wait to see what he does in 21.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:54 pm to
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the SEC; the world’s most dominant conference in sports history, or the Fedor Emalienenko of conferences.



I guess that makes 2018 Clemson the Dan Henderson of college football.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38298 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:55 pm to
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Junior AND True Freshmen year reference. You talk about struggles in 2020 in your 4th point and then talk about how hard it is for a True Freshmen in your 5th.

It’s either confusing or irrelevant.

You’re not marking every post with a year of class. So again, why should I care About his true freshmen year where he barely played when he struggled as a Sophmore and is currently a junior (I guess Technically a second year Sophmore by Covid rules)


So , no counselor. You’re wrong. Before we get to that, an investigative wordsmith like you says “sorta heavily”, followed by saying it’s hardly relevant, yet here you are......gives me little confidence in your extrapolating a post. Try saying sorta heavily In front of a judge. If you’re looking for perfection, here, use perfection here as well.

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Junior AND True Freshmen year reference. You talk about struggles in 2020 in your 4th point and then talk about how hard it is for a True Freshmen in your 5th

It’s actually something one is allowed to do and I guess you’re upset that we actually went back in time since you need everything Nd neatly packed in chrono order. It is in fact hard to play as a true frosh and reference that in their junior year (see Bennie Logan). And anyone with a quarter of a brain can understand that. You might have too much education filling up the real estate in your mind to have the wherewithal to understand it, therefore needing someone to spoon feed you football stuff.

It seems at this time, 36 to 2 (upvote vs dv; though not an absolute way to judge the thread) understand the post. You don’t. Or maybe you do, but sound like you have an online axe to grind. That’s your problem, Sammy .
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 12:57 pm
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78079 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 1:10 pm to
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Before we get to that, an investigative wordsmith like you says “sorta heavily”, followed by saying it’s hardly relevant, yet here you are......gives me little confidence in your extrapolating a post. Try saying sorta heavily In front of a judge. If you’re looking for perfection, here, use perfection here as well.



Imagine using numbers, letters and symbols to notate a list and expecting the same respect as a judge in the court of law.

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It’s actually something one is allowed to do and I guess you’re upset that we actually went back in time since you need everything Nd neatly packed in chrono order.


I literally Showed you how you didn’t stay in chronological order.

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It is in fact hard to play as a true frosh and reference that in their junior year (see Bennie Logan).


It is a fact that it is hard to contribute in your true freshmen year. That’s doesn’t make it inherently relevant.

Again, when you bounce around making random points it easy for people to get confused between point “4” and point “E”

Again if your 4th point is about struggles in 2020 and your firth point remind people it’s hard to contribute as a true freshmen, people might think you are relating the two point.

As a lawyer I would Recommend making the true freshmen comment when talking about his true freshmen career. Not jumping back and forth between calendar years and class years, and using all numbers for each point like a normal person.

This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 1:16 pm
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
7873 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 1:40 pm to
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I guess that makes 2018 Clemson the Dan Henderson of college football.


Or Matt Mitrione.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38298 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 1:50 pm to
What started this exchange of a man verbally dismantling a law grad(without initially setting out to do so, mind you) was a question....
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Tell me where I said he was a TF?

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Sorta heavily implied here.

This is not how you make your case. Like I say with my 4 year old neph, “use your words, Timmy”.


Then here.
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Again, when you bounce around making random points it easy for people to get confused between point “4” and point “E”

Did THAT really rustle you? That was not in your original case, mind you. Looks like a man who professionally requires chrono order is now adding things to your chrono rustling. If so, you proved my point here:
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You might have too much education filling up the real estate in your mind to have the wherewithal to understand it, therefore needing someone to spoon feed you football stuff.


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Again if your 4th point is about struggles in 2020 and your firth point remind people it’s hard to contribute as a true freshmen, people might think you are relating the two point.
just you apparently thus making my point again:
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You might have too much education filling up the real estate in your mind to have the wherewithal to understand it, therefore needing someone to spoon feed you football stuff.



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As a lawyer I would Recommend making the true freshmen comment when talking about his true freshmen career. Not jumping back and forth between calendar years and class years, and using all numbers for each point like a normal person.
but you’ve never successfully told me where I said he was a TF in 2020
you’ve made my day, counselor. Again, I did not set out to do so, in fact, in reality, it wasn’t me, you dismantled yourself. In fact, go back and look at your posts chock full of error. I usually never harp on the grammatical errors, but you seem to be that guy that does, but not smart enough to even look at your own work.




I’m going out on a limb here and stating that you are NOT very good at what you do, professionally.




This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 1:55 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
293749 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 1:55 pm to
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Wasn't he originally on the O-Line but converted to the D-Line?


Nah, he moved over to OL when we were thin last year.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78079 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 4:39 pm to
You said.

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Now he’s here and we all have to remember how hard it is to start or even contribute as a True Frosh in this league.


So why do I have To remember it’s hard for True freshmen in this league if he was struggling as a Sophmore last year?

Unless “here” is the end of his TF season (it isn’t) that isn’t relevant.
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 4:44 pm
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
33335 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 4:45 pm to
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I’m just tired of pretending Logan and Ferrell are our best options.


I don't think anyone is pretending that. They are just the seniors.

I think farrell starts but not logan.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38298 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 5:06 pm to
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So why do I have To remember it’s hard for True freshmen in this league if he was struggling as a Sophmore last year?

Unless “here” is the end of his TF season (it isn’t) that isn’t relevant.


You seem to be the only one having trouble grasping it.



And as a PSA:
I also think it’s time to reveal who you are. I don’t think any hardworking Louisiana man should waste his money on you when he gets a 44 in a 35 mph zone because.......

You may be one of the few attorneys that could not get a ham sandwich indicted.

I think you are being intellectually dishonest. But you just sound stupid in the end.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78079 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 5:12 pm to
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You seem to be the only one having trouble grasping it.


Or I’m only one who cares enough to argue with you about it.

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And as a PSA:
I also think it’s time to reveal who you are. I don’t think any hardworking Louisiana man should waste his money on you when he gets a 44 in a 35 mph zone because.......

You may be one of the few attorneys that could not get a ham sandwich indicted.

I think you are being intellectually dishonest. But you just sound stupid in the end.

You first, I literally would trust you to make a ham sandwich.

So a reveal would definitely help me avoid whatever subway you work at.

And you still can’t tell me why I now have to remember it’s hard for a TF to contribute.
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 5:14 pm
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38298 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 5:48 pm to
This is lovely,

First we have an "attorney" that is asking me where the nearest subway is because his boss won't allow him to attend the power lunches at Parrain's.

Second, this "attorney" seems to be the only one not grasping or being to extrapolate the following:
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Now he’s here and we all have to remember how hard it is to start or even contribute as a True Frosh in this league.


Third, it took until page two for you to finally get your notes together to give an answer to my question. A "lawyer" like yourself would not just answer:
"Sorta, Heavily implied here." sorry kid, I'm throwing you out of this courtroom you've fashioned for yourself.
When did "lawyers" like yourself start putting passive
followed by absolute language in the same sentence?

Sorta doesn't really go with Heavily.




Again, I'm waitin' on that Identity of yours so I can save some speeders some coin. Sack up and let us know. If you are right and your reputation is positive before this thread you shat on, then you have nothing to worry about.
Posted by The Levee
Bat Country
Member since Feb 2006
11656 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 5:53 pm to
Either he’s as good as advertised or we have major problems and guard and center.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38298 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 5:54 pm to
Sammy,

Sack up.



Also way to go on this edits after I told you how stupid you look.


You can’t even afford a paralegal to proof read?
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78079 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

First we have an "attorney" that is asking me where the nearest subway is because his boss won't allow him to attend the power lunches at Parrain's.


Don’t lie. I asked you which Subway you worked at so I could avoid it.

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Second, this "attorney" seems to be the only one not grasping or being to extrapolate the following:


As an attorney, I am The only one to point out that it’s absurd to extrapolate “it’s hard to contribute as a freshmen” to a Junior.

And if you knew what the word “extrapolate” meant, you’d get that.

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Third, it took until page two for you to finally get your notes together to give an answer to my question. A "lawyer" like yourself would not just answer:
"Sorta, Heavily implied here." sorry kid, I'm throwing you out of this courtroom you've fashioned for yourself.
When did "lawyers" like yourself start putting passive
followed by absolute language in the same sentence?

Sorta doesn't really go with Heavily.


Last I checked, you’re the one who started pretending this was a courtroom where I guess you’re both the judge and opposing counsel.

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Again, I'm waitin' on that Identity of yours so I can save some speeders some coin. Sack up and let us know. If you are right and your reputation is positive before this thread you shat on, then you have nothing to worry about.


Again, I said I’d do it once you did a reveal so I could avoid whatever fast food restaurant you work for because you seem the type who “extrapolates” washing his hands in the morning for the rest of the day.
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