re: JaCoby Jones Appreciation Thread

Way better than Mark Laird

JaCoby is the GOAT.

Id like to wait a bit before we start kissen his arse

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Id like to wait a bit before we start kissen his arse

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Wait for what? A 6 game HR streak?

I once saw JaCoby Jones at a Dinky Donuts shop. He's a dunker by the way. And nothing diverts his attention. Like, I'm uh, you know, I-I, like I'm sitting in there, you know. And, uh, I start banging on the table, you know, to uh, so that he’ll look up, you know, Like I'm sitting there you know and uh, *bang* (slams the table) You know, *bang* He wouldn't move. So then I start doing these yelping noises. Like, *yip* (high pitched yelping noises) *yip*. No reaction because the guy is so focused, you see, he can just block out anything that's going on around him. See, that's how he played baseball. He dunks like he hits.

Nice Seinfeld reference

As do I

I mostly just like the episodes that feature Keith Hernandez, Paul O'Neill, or Joe DiMaggio.

You think elaine let Keith Hernandez PIIHB?