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re: Its Time Mike Shows Up

Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:53 pm to
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
8035 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:53 pm to
So your one of those PC dudes, hunh?

Good for you.

Oh almost forgot, PC HURR DURR PUSSIFICATION HURR EVERYONE GETS A TROPHY DURRR

Get over yourself.
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:54 pm to
Why don't you hop in there and give him a little push towards the trailer.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40139 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

So your one of those PC dudes, hunh?


I guess you can't read. Color me shocked.
Posted by COTiger
Colorado
Member since Dec 2007
16844 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:57 pm to
Oh, you gave me negative rep. I won't get over it.

You fricking pussy.
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3318 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:57 pm to
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How do you recommend we get him in the cage?


Pipe music into the habitat (the same piped in music people complain about on here, of course) until he can't stand it, gives in and gets in the trailer.

And if this works, then maybe the administration can experiment with not playing the piped in music at the stadium so that the fans don't want to leave by halftime.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40139 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

You fricking pussy.



Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. "I'm not gonna cry about my pa. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it." Why, COTiger? So you can fly away from your feelings? You can keep them bottled up, COTiger, but they will come out.
Posted by TopsInAmericaTim
Houston Area
Member since Oct 2011
1403 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:02 pm to
BS... this is all about the PETA Nazis adding their puss and boots clout to the Socialist braintrust that runs the Academic side and you end up with, "Don't make the kitty do something that might make him uncomfortable."
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:05 pm to
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the PETA Nazis adding their puss and boots clout to the Socialist braintrust that runs the Academic side


May want to lay off the coffee.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40139 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

this is all about the PETA Nazis

Has nothing to do with those fricking idiots. When we got Mike VI they threw a hissy fit over us having a tiger in a habitat at all. It's about treating a beautiful and incredibly unique animal, one that is a representative of our university, with the respect it's due.

Are you really this upset about him not being paraded around the stadium 7 times a year? He's outside in his habitat 365 days a year and you can get a better look at him there anyway than from your seats with your binoculars.
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
8035 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:10 pm to
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It's about treating a beautiful and incredibly unique animal, one that is a representative of our university, with the respect it's due.


So you really are one of those PC dudes.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, so don't be so defensive.

Plenty of tigers in zoos with nice habitats, let's trade this Mike for one of those.

Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40139 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

So you really are one of those PC dudes.



I give up.
Posted by LancePwll
Mobile, AL
Member since Aug 2006
667 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:19 pm to
Well wake his lazy arse up, we got a game to win!!
Posted by TopsInAmericaTim
Houston Area
Member since Oct 2011
1403 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

Are you really this upset about him not being paraded around the stadium 7 times a year?


Good question. No. I'm tired of political correctness growing to the point that people are afraid of forcing a tiger into a cage... it's an animal...
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40139 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:27 pm to
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Good question. No. I'm tired of political correctness growing to the point that people are afraid of forcing a tiger into a cage... it's an animal...


So... You ARE that upset. Gotcha.
Posted by StadiumDormRat'72
BR,LA
Member since Sep 2012
2942 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:28 pm to
Amen to that; started a thread on it last year- $9million luxury crib and the adulation of millions for 6-7 workdays a year? Get in the cage!

Yeah, I know, PETA would have a conniption with the obvious solution of live bait...but Jeez, can't we at least try some other enticement? What about a rubber snake or rat dangled on a string? A wind-up toy piquing his natural curiosity?

What about Mike the Mascot trying to lure him in?

Hell, this could be a money-maker for TAF....cut a little trap door in the back of his cage, big enough to stick a person's head through, but obviously too small for Mike to crawl through. Auction off the rights to stick your head through the little door and taunt him with "HERE, KITTY KITTY KITTY..." until he charges and the door shuts behind him, then duck out when the big door slams behind him.

And, yes, I will volunteer to go first...I trust that the proximity of a 700 lb. tiger would hone my reflexes to razor-sharpness...
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42971 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

Anyone saying we need to find ways to force him to do it needs to go in the trailer with him.

Agreed
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
65358 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:39 pm to
You tell em Mike VI. Boo tradition.

And while were at it, what's with the boring white uniforms? It's time for these sweet bad boys in Tiger Stadium

This post was edited on 10/21/14 at 10:45 pm
Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
15759 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:10 am to
More Mike and less (No) ultra annoying and irritating Piped-In musical notes.

Anybody know who actually runs the sound board and unleashes that musical garbage out onto the masses?

We want a name!
Posted by theknightswhosay
Southern California
Member since Nov 2010
670 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:47 am to
quote:

Are you really this upset about him not being paraded around the stadium 7 times a year?


The question is, why was anyone ever upset that he was?
Posted by theknightswhosay
Southern California
Member since Nov 2010
670 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:52 am to
quote:

It's time for these sweet bad boys in Tiger Stadium


Those are awful. I might have to find a radio broadcast if those uniforms are ever worn.
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