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It’s Game Day, Don your armor. Poem/Limerick/haiku thread.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 12:15 am
Posted on 11/3/18 at 12:15 am
It's gameday, don your armor,
Let all your colors show,
Come forth feasting and revelry,
The beer and wine doth flow,
Let hearts be filled with savage joy,
And tinged with sacred hate,
"Geaux Tigers!" Shout the masses,
The hordes cry "Tiger Bait!"
Let banners flap in wicked wind,
Adorn thine selves in gold
And purple, royal hues of kings,
Let every boast be bold,
And once inside Death Valley,
Show forth a sea of white,
In defiance of corruption,
Until it is set right,
The foe, clad all in crimson,
Let them know they are marked,
For vengeance, on the gridiron,
When Death Valley grows dark,
And every voice shall clamor,
Souls sing and spirits soar,
Each time we hear those four sweet notes,
Let every Tiger roar,
As campus fills with raucous fans,
Beneath the stately oaks,
The untamed tiger masses,
Those fiercely friendly folks,
Let meat sear on the barbecue,
As draughts and shots are drunk,
And sup upon the tender flesh,
Of a pachyderm's trunk,
Let music pump the rhythm,
Like a heartbeat through these halls,
Until the stands reverberate,
And shake the very walls,
With bellies full and hearts aflame,
Stormclouds shall flee in fear,
No rain in Tiger Stadium,
Just gump tears fall in here,
So if your soul is gladdened,
By every bammer's sorrow,
Give everything you've got tonight,
Leave nothing for the morrow,
Shout louder than you ever have,
Like naught else ever mattered,
Make this one for the hist'ry books,
That leaves the records shattered,
Let's give Nick and the cursed gumps,
A sorrowful homeward ride,
Let this be one for vengeance,
Let's beat the Crimson Tide,
Tonight our Tigers give their all,
And every fan must too,
So headlines read, on Sunday morn,
VICTORY FOR LSU!!!
Let all your colors show,
Come forth feasting and revelry,
The beer and wine doth flow,
Let hearts be filled with savage joy,
And tinged with sacred hate,
"Geaux Tigers!" Shout the masses,
The hordes cry "Tiger Bait!"
Let banners flap in wicked wind,
Adorn thine selves in gold
And purple, royal hues of kings,
Let every boast be bold,
And once inside Death Valley,
Show forth a sea of white,
In defiance of corruption,
Until it is set right,
The foe, clad all in crimson,
Let them know they are marked,
For vengeance, on the gridiron,
When Death Valley grows dark,
And every voice shall clamor,
Souls sing and spirits soar,
Each time we hear those four sweet notes,
Let every Tiger roar,
As campus fills with raucous fans,
Beneath the stately oaks,
The untamed tiger masses,
Those fiercely friendly folks,
Let meat sear on the barbecue,
As draughts and shots are drunk,
And sup upon the tender flesh,
Of a pachyderm's trunk,
Let music pump the rhythm,
Like a heartbeat through these halls,
Until the stands reverberate,
And shake the very walls,
With bellies full and hearts aflame,
Stormclouds shall flee in fear,
No rain in Tiger Stadium,
Just gump tears fall in here,
So if your soul is gladdened,
By every bammer's sorrow,
Give everything you've got tonight,
Leave nothing for the morrow,
Shout louder than you ever have,
Like naught else ever mattered,
Make this one for the hist'ry books,
That leaves the records shattered,
Let's give Nick and the cursed gumps,
A sorrowful homeward ride,
Let this be one for vengeance,
Let's beat the Crimson Tide,
Tonight our Tigers give their all,
And every fan must too,
So headlines read, on Sunday morn,
VICTORY FOR LSU!!!
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Posted on 11/3/18 at 12:18 am to fr33manator
Tiger bait, gump frick
You suck that tiger dick bitch
Tua... sweep the leg
You suck that tiger dick bitch
Tua... sweep the leg
Posted on 11/3/18 at 12:20 am to fr33manator
Jesus.
It’s a football game.
It’s a football game.
This post was edited on 11/3/18 at 12:20 am
Posted on 11/3/18 at 12:21 am to terd ferguson
Throwing piss balloons
I fricking hate Bama figs
frick your sister wife
I fricking hate Bama figs
frick your sister wife
Posted on 11/3/18 at 12:27 am to fr33manator
Lord God Baby Jesus,
Please bless the Tigers and let it be your will for them to beat Alabama significantly.
Forgive Bama for being stupid, arrogant, ugly, retards
Please bless the Tigers and let it be your will for them to beat Alabama significantly.
Forgive Bama for being stupid, arrogant, ugly, retards
Posted on 11/3/18 at 12:29 am to fr33manator
Pain awaits the Tide
When Devin White comes calling
Tua may be crushed
When Devin White comes calling
Tua may be crushed
Posted on 11/3/18 at 12:42 am to fr33manator
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Alabama sucks
Violets are blue,
Alabama sucks
Posted on 11/3/18 at 1:01 am to fr33manator
There once was a team called the Tide,
"We are invincible", their fans cried.
So into Death Valley did they go,
Facing the Shrimper named O.
And watched as their Natty hopes died.
"We are invincible", their fans cried.
So into Death Valley did they go,
Facing the Shrimper named O.
And watched as their Natty hopes died.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 1:05 am to terd ferguson
quote:
Tiger bait, gump frick
You suck that tiger dick bitch
Tua... sweep the leg
Posted on 11/3/18 at 1:07 am to fr33manator
I’m too goddamn drunk to read all that
Posted on 11/3/18 at 1:12 am to fr33manator
The ebbing Tide broke
under the pitiless moon
by feral Tigers
under the pitiless moon
by feral Tigers
Posted on 11/3/18 at 1:37 am to epbart
Bama sucks big dick
Natty hopes die in B.R.
Tua can get fricked
Natty hopes die in B.R.
Tua can get fricked
Posted on 11/3/18 at 1:45 am to fr33manator
Good job.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 1:47 am to fr33manator
Arrogant Bama Fans
Go suck that Tiger Dick Bitch
Tomorrow you cry
Go suck that Tiger Dick Bitch
Tomorrow you cry
Posted on 11/3/18 at 1:51 am to Tigahs24Seven
Roses are red
Violets are blue
frick you Refs
I Targeted your Mother
Violets are blue
frick you Refs
I Targeted your Mother
Posted on 11/3/18 at 8:22 am to fr33manator
[i]Tua can run,
Tua can pass,
Tonight he will learn,
To get knocked on his arse/i]
Tua can pass,
Tonight he will learn,
To get knocked on his arse/i]
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