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I was nearly robbed last night

Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:06 am
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
175442 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:06 am
A burglar with a loaded gun entered my house as i watched the game.

He aimed at me and said “is there anything you would like to say before i turn you to smithereens?”

I said “hold on mate, after this play.”

He turned to face the television and watched as the Kentucky QB waltzed through a grand canyon sized hole into the end zone for the game winning 2 point play.

He fell to his knees and turned the gun on himself.

Our season is toast but Im alive.


Thank you coach Baker.



Posted by Kikicaca
1 Mile from the Atchafalaya
Member since Nov 2016
2648 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:12 am to
Are you 6 years old? The leader on defense, Dottery should have checked the linebackers out of pass coverage back into run coverage. Baker had nothing to do with that. When an offense shifts into that formation quickly Baker is not on the field to adjust to to that. Dottery should have checked the linebackers back into run coverage
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1516 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:13 am to
Plot twist: the burglar was Paul Allen
Posted by Trip McNeely
Member since Dec 2025
39 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:14 am to
I was robbed as well last night. Of optimism.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69431 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:15 am to
Blake Baker saves lives.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
175442 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:16 am to
If he tried to rob me in the first half it would have been murder suicide
Posted by Fat Bastard
alter hunter
Member since Mar 2009
94939 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:19 am to
quote:

The leader on defense, Dottery should have checked the linebackers out of pass coverage back into run coverage. Baker had nothing to do with that. When an offense shifts into that formation quickly Baker is not on the field to adjust to to that. Dottery should have checked the linebackers back into run coverage


it is on BAKER we had TWO frickING SAFETIES deep over the top at back of EZ. not needed. when ball was at the 3 yard line? where field is compressed helping the d?

unacceptable. play man press and jam hard where they cant get off LOS.

both safties shoulda been at the line. one spying, one rushing or playing a hook zone over middle plus watching Qb staying in throwing lane.

shite coaching. period!

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
175442 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:24 am to
I think that’s Baker’s burner
Posted by HurricaneCamille
Member since Oct 2024
2874 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:27 am to
Funny, I guess.
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