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I was nearly robbed last night
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:06 am
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:06 am
A burglar with a loaded gun entered my house as i watched the game.
He aimed at me and said “is there anything you would like to say before i turn you to smithereens?”
I said “hold on mate, after this play.”
He turned to face the television and watched as the Kentucky QB waltzed through a grand canyon sized hole into the end zone for the game winning 2 point play.
He fell to his knees and turned the gun on himself.
Our season is toast but Im alive.
Thank you coach Baker.
He aimed at me and said “is there anything you would like to say before i turn you to smithereens?”
I said “hold on mate, after this play.”
He turned to face the television and watched as the Kentucky QB waltzed through a grand canyon sized hole into the end zone for the game winning 2 point play.
He fell to his knees and turned the gun on himself.
Our season is toast but Im alive.
Thank you coach Baker.
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:12 am to S
Are you 6 years old? The leader on defense, Dottery should have checked the linebackers out of pass coverage back into run coverage. Baker had nothing to do with that. When an offense shifts into that formation quickly Baker is not on the field to adjust to to that. Dottery should have checked the linebackers back into run coverage
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:13 am to S
Plot twist: the burglar was Paul Allen
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:14 am to S
I was robbed as well last night. Of optimism.
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:16 am to Kikicaca
If he tried to rob me in the first half it would have been murder suicide
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:19 am to Kikicaca
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The leader on defense, Dottery should have checked the linebackers out of pass coverage back into run coverage. Baker had nothing to do with that. When an offense shifts into that formation quickly Baker is not on the field to adjust to to that. Dottery should have checked the linebackers back into run coverage
it is on BAKER we had TWO frickING SAFETIES deep over the top at back of EZ. not needed. when ball was at the 3 yard line? where field is compressed helping the d?
unacceptable. play man press and jam hard where they cant get off LOS.
both safties shoulda been at the line. one spying, one rushing or playing a hook zone over middle plus watching Qb staying in throwing lane.
shite coaching. period!
Posted on 10/11/26 at 9:24 am to Fat Bastard
I think that’s Baker’s burner

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