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re: I Ain't happy bout any number of things
Posted on 9/19/10 at 11:04 am to macdatiger
Posted on 9/19/10 at 11:04 am to macdatiger
I ain’t happy bout none of this !
In fact, I ain’t happy bout any number of things !
I had the great misfortoon to go to the game last night because my big-shot brother in law can afford end zone seats.
So I get to me seat, ducked out in my saturday night finest, my Nick Saban bobble-head necklace and my “JJ sux !” t-shirt that my Gump neighbor made for me.
Man was I disappointed.
When I led the “Les Miles is a idjit sharecropper Yankee cheer” nobody else joined in.
Worse yet was when the guy who later dumped the nacho cheese on my head said “JJ don’t suck, he just kicked 5 field goals you assface”.
He was just lucky I choose this night to unveil my t-shirt.
And he thought he ruined my night, but I like nacho cheese. A lot !
Next week the bill comes due for lester miles.
So far on the year:
NCAA -1 win
Vandy-don't count
MSU-don't count.
Les is still stuck on stoopid !
In fact, I ain’t happy bout any number of things !
I had the great misfortoon to go to the game last night because my big-shot brother in law can afford end zone seats.
So I get to me seat, ducked out in my saturday night finest, my Nick Saban bobble-head necklace and my “JJ sux !” t-shirt that my Gump neighbor made for me.
Man was I disappointed.
When I led the “Les Miles is a idjit sharecropper Yankee cheer” nobody else joined in.
Worse yet was when the guy who later dumped the nacho cheese on my head said “JJ don’t suck, he just kicked 5 field goals you assface”.
He was just lucky I choose this night to unveil my t-shirt.
And he thought he ruined my night, but I like nacho cheese. A lot !
Next week the bill comes due for lester miles.
So far on the year:
NCAA -1 win
Vandy-don't count
MSU-don't count.
Les is still stuck on stoopid !
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Posted on 9/19/10 at 11:22 am to Lsupimp
you're quite possibly the most ignorant person on this rant
Posted on 9/19/10 at 11:28 am to Delacroix
Actually he's a the whitest person on the planet and has never been to a ghetto or even rode in a caddy with 24's..dresses up like a pimp and studies "Pimps for Stupid"...probaly voted for obama just to be in Da Click!
Posted on 9/19/10 at 11:28 am to Delacroix
quote:
you're quite possibly the most ignorant person on this rant
Can't recognize the sarcasm?
Posted on 9/19/10 at 11:29 am to Trifecta
ARRRGHHHHHHH !
I ain't happy, i'm telling ya !
Not one Iowa !
I ain't happy, i'm telling ya !
Not one Iowa !
This post was edited on 9/19/10 at 11:31 am
Posted on 9/19/10 at 11:29 am to Lsupimp
quote:
I've followed LSU football since the begnning, way back in history to the old days of 2003, and I ain't never seen so much bumblin'.
Classic.
Posted on 9/19/10 at 11:36 am to c on z
I am not sure what is funnier in this thread, Pimps posts or the people who don't get them.
Posted on 9/19/10 at 11:42 am to Lsupimp
quote:
I ain’t happy bout none of this !
In fact, I ain’t happy bout any number of things !
I had the great misfortoon to go to the game last night because my big-shot brother in law can afford end zone seats.
So I get to me seat, ducked out in my saturday night finest, my Nick Saban bobble-head necklace and my “JJ sux !” t-shirt that my Gump neighbor made for me.
Man was I disappointed.
When I led the “Les Miles is a idjit sharecropper Yankee cheer” nobody else joined in.
Worse yet was when the guy who later dumped the nacho cheese on my head said “JJ don’t suck, he just kicked 5 field goals you assface”.
He was just lucky I choose this night to unveil my t-shirt.
And he thought he ruined my night, but I like nacho cheese. A lot !
Next week the bill comes due for lester miles.
So far on the year:
NCAA -1 win
Vandy-don't count
MSU-don't count.
Les is still stuck on stoopid !
You continue to frickin' rock, dude. Don't always agree with all of your politics, but would love to take the family out to a game with you and yours.
Posted on 10/11/10 at 1:47 pm to Navytiger74
Ya'll all happy with meh. I ain't happy with meh.
All my years following LSU since the big inning of the pogrom in 2003 I ain't never been this dishappy bout things !
Big Deal. We beat two really bad SEC teams and ya’ll acting like Les suddenly learnt how to Corch ! Fools !
This team is torrible, there is no chemistry, Saban is gonna be pissed NOW that the refs cheated them in Carolina, and bad days are a head for LSU.
I filed an complaint with Amnesty international about Eliot Porter by the way, so soon enough they will conduct his trial at The Hague ! Great, our corch is one step down from a war criminole.
I done updated Lester’s record :
Some say Lester is 53-15.
The truth is :
*2005 Saban's players 11 wins Lester 2 losses!
*2006 saban's players 11 wins Lester 2 losses.
*2007 Saban's players 12 wins Lester 2 losses
*2008 Les gets his first taste of victory at LSU with a big win over Troy. The other seven wins belong to Saban's players and the four losses belong to Lester.
*2009 Finally Saban's players are gone and our Corch Lester stands on his own two toes. i give him credit for all his victory except for Miss St (which goes to chad jones) but his incontinence against Ole Miss cancels that out too plus losing to a Big 10 team in a bowl counts double.
*2010 NCAA gets credit for one win the Tennisee game was a referee scam and Gravity caused the lucky bounce against UF on the kick. and Vandy don't count.
I put all this in my fotball disgronificator and I ain't happy with the results !
Here's the total since 2005:
Nick Saban-41 victories & zero defeets.
Les Miles 15 losses/8 wins
Chad jones: One victory.
NCAA: One victory. (North Carolina)
Gravity: One victory (Florida)
The cheatin’ Refs One victory Tinniseee
8 wins in six years ain't cuttin it !
John Grooten in 2011 !
This is one more thing I ain't bout about !
Gravity has almost as many wins as Lester !
And gravity just a natural force like water or PMS, not even a real skill set.
Saban don't even acknowledge the supremacy of gravity !
Or PMS !
I'm dishappy bout any number o' things !
All my years following LSU since the big inning of the pogrom in 2003 I ain't never been this dishappy bout things !
Big Deal. We beat two really bad SEC teams and ya’ll acting like Les suddenly learnt how to Corch ! Fools !
This team is torrible, there is no chemistry, Saban is gonna be pissed NOW that the refs cheated them in Carolina, and bad days are a head for LSU.
I filed an complaint with Amnesty international about Eliot Porter by the way, so soon enough they will conduct his trial at The Hague ! Great, our corch is one step down from a war criminole.
I done updated Lester’s record :
Some say Lester is 53-15.
The truth is :
*2005 Saban's players 11 wins Lester 2 losses!
*2006 saban's players 11 wins Lester 2 losses.
*2007 Saban's players 12 wins Lester 2 losses
*2008 Les gets his first taste of victory at LSU with a big win over Troy. The other seven wins belong to Saban's players and the four losses belong to Lester.
*2009 Finally Saban's players are gone and our Corch Lester stands on his own two toes. i give him credit for all his victory except for Miss St (which goes to chad jones) but his incontinence against Ole Miss cancels that out too plus losing to a Big 10 team in a bowl counts double.
*2010 NCAA gets credit for one win the Tennisee game was a referee scam and Gravity caused the lucky bounce against UF on the kick. and Vandy don't count.
I put all this in my fotball disgronificator and I ain't happy with the results !
Here's the total since 2005:
Nick Saban-41 victories & zero defeets.
Les Miles 15 losses/8 wins
Chad jones: One victory.
NCAA: One victory. (North Carolina)
Gravity: One victory (Florida)
The cheatin’ Refs One victory Tinniseee
8 wins in six years ain't cuttin it !
John Grooten in 2011 !
This is one more thing I ain't bout about !
Gravity has almost as many wins as Lester !
And gravity just a natural force like water or PMS, not even a real skill set.
Saban don't even acknowledge the supremacy of gravity !
Or PMS !
I'm dishappy bout any number o' things !
Posted on 10/11/10 at 1:48 pm to Lsupimp
Very accurate.
Posted on 10/11/10 at 1:53 pm to HuRRiCaNe MiLeS
quote:
Saban is gonna be pissed NOW that the refs cheated them in Carolina
Posted on 10/11/10 at 1:54 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 10/11/10 at 1:59 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
Tennisee game was a referee scam and Gravity caused the lucky bounce against UF on the kick. and Vandy don't count.
quote:
Saban don't even acknowledge the supremacy of gravity !
Or PMS !
Posted on 10/11/10 at 2:05 pm to Flyin Tighas
Posted on 10/11/10 at 2:07 pm to Lsupimp
Pimp, ya'll beter calm yo'seves...yer hertin theyre self of steam!!!
This thread is awesome! It's gold Jerry...gold I tell ya!
This thread is awesome! It's gold Jerry...gold I tell ya!
Posted on 10/11/10 at 2:14 pm to Uncommon Cents
quote:Uh...what? What's a yoot?
Neither does yoot
Posted on 10/11/10 at 2:30 pm to mtnhighTiger
I'ma say it, agin, ima yell it from the basement tops :
8 wins in six years ain't cuttin it !
John Grooten in 2011 !
This is one more thing I ain't bout about !
Gravity has almost as many wins as Lester !
And gravity just a natural force like water or PMS, not even a real skill set.
Saban don't even acknowledge the supremacy of gravity !
Or PMS !
He's got a gravity-beatin button on his desk!
I'm dishappy bout any number o' things !
Ya'll al happy with Lester but i deman excillince in all that I do !
I'll be back after we lose to Aubarn and Arky and Saban scores 70 on our over rated defense not to mintion our annual beat-down by Houston Nut !
8 wins in six years ain't cuttin it !
John Grooten in 2011 !
This is one more thing I ain't bout about !
Gravity has almost as many wins as Lester !
And gravity just a natural force like water or PMS, not even a real skill set.
Saban don't even acknowledge the supremacy of gravity !
Or PMS !
He's got a gravity-beatin button on his desk!
I'm dishappy bout any number o' things !
Ya'll al happy with Lester but i deman excillince in all that I do !
I'll be back after we lose to Aubarn and Arky and Saban scores 70 on our over rated defense not to mintion our annual beat-down by Houston Nut !
Posted on 10/11/10 at 2:40 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
I've followed LSU football since the begnning, way back in history to the old days of 2003
hhhmmm????????????
This must be why you are so upset. Try being a fan through out the 80's and 90's
LSU is a great university ALL AROUND. Show some love man!
6-0 in the SEC. Sure we have a tough road ahead but we also have a tough football team. We're making lots of improvement. BE HAPPY
Posted on 10/11/10 at 2:41 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
I'ma say it, agin, ima yell it from the basement tops :
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