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re: I Ain't happy bout any number of things
Posted on 9/14/10 at 8:34 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 9/14/10 at 8:34 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
Here's the total since 2005:
Nick Saban-41 victories & zero defeets.
Les Miles 15 losses/8 wins
Chad jones: One victory.
NCAA: One victory.
Thanks for lightening the mood. I needed a laugh.
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 8:34 pm to Lsupimp
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That there is EXACTLY what I am talking bout.
Member whin Corch Saban went 14-0 on the flip that one year.
That kind of coinage command ain't by chance.
Saban had Zurich-trained scientists breakin down wind flow.
Corch Lester is lucky to even understand the concept of heads & tails !
Pimp, you have to be one of the funniest motherfrickers on this board. I never fail to chuckle or belly laugh at your posts.
Posted on 9/14/10 at 8:45 pm to Flyin Tighas
What a dumbass 
THIS GUY IN NO WAY CAN BE A REAL FAN........"ALL THE WAY BACK SINCE 2003"
THIS GUY IN NO WAY CAN BE A REAL FAN........"ALL THE WAY BACK SINCE 2003"
Posted on 9/14/10 at 9:22 pm to Lsupimp
Thread of the Year!
I don't know what's funnier, the Pimpster's wit or the density of the rantards.
I don't know what's funnier, the Pimpster's wit or the density of the rantards.
Posted on 9/14/10 at 9:58 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
The truth is :
*2005 Saban's players 11 wins Lester 2 losses!
*2006 saban's players 11 wins Lester 2 losses.
*2007 Saban's players 12 wins Lester 2 losses
*2008 Les gets his first taste of victory at LSU with a big win over Troy. The other seven wins belong to Saban's players and the four losses belong to Lester.
*2009 Finally Saban's players are gone and our Corch Lester stands on his own two toes. i give him credit for all his victory except for Miss St (which goes to chad jones) but his incontinence against Ole Miss cancels that out too plus losing to a Big 10 team in a bowl counts double.
*2010 NCAA gets credit for one win and Vandy don't count.
I put all this in my fotball disgronificator and I ain't happy with the results !
Here's the total since 2005:
Nick Saban-41 victories & zero defeets.
Les Miles 15 losses/8 wins
Chad jones: One victory.
NCAA: One victory.
dude, thanks for making me laugh so hard, tears flowed.
This post was edited on 9/14/10 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 9/14/10 at 10:37 pm to Patch
I wish we could start a sticky thread that's only purpose is to keep a list of people who responded to this thread in such a way that shows they clearly didn't pick up the OP's sarcasm.
Posted on 9/14/10 at 10:44 pm to Lsupimp
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I've followed LSU football since the begnning, way back in history to the old days of 2003,
Whooowe...you are an old timer- LSU follower since 2003!! I have only followed them since 1967, so maybe you can help me & others ranters get through this period of darkness...
Posted on 9/14/10 at 10:56 pm to Patch
This post was edited on 9/14/10 at 10:57 pm
Posted on 9/14/10 at 10:59 pm to Lsupimp
Man, that's some funny stuff. I don't care who you pull for!
Posted on 9/14/10 at 11:02 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
I've followed LSU football since the begnning, way back in history to the old days of 2003
so is this a typo or is then when your dumbass started being a fan
Posted on 9/14/10 at 11:14 pm to ntztgr
quote:
so is this a typo or is then when your dumbarse started being a fan
Don't be disrespectin the pimp dude.
Pimp was down for LSU when LSU wasn't cool.
He wuz even a fan when they lost to Ron Zook (but that was Les' fault because Zook followed a legin) but he wudn't happy bout it.
If you wuzn't a fan in da olden dayz when da lord brought uz up from da wildorness you can't be disrspectin da pimp.
got it punk?
Posted on 9/14/10 at 11:19 pm to SouthernMan
The fact that so many posters were completely unable to comprehend Pimp's post makes me want to weep for the depths that LSU fandom has sunk.
Posted on 9/14/10 at 11:24 pm to Choctaw
quote:
They've got some broken sarcasm meters in this thread.
I disagree - can't be sarcasm. This team should be so much better than 2-0 right now.
Posted on 9/14/10 at 11:28 pm to TigerDeacon
quote:
makes me want to weep for the depths that LSU fandom has sunk.
You might need to weep for being a Wake Forest fan!
(jkng) It's ok, I think the pendulum is about to swing and the majority of LSU fans are about to become intolerant of idiocy in the ranks.
On And The Valley Shook a new 'kick you hard in the nuts if you whine about Saban' rule has been adopted allowing LSU fans to boot the man sack of any twit that say's crap like 'when Saban was here' or 'we need to be more like AlaSaban'
It's the 'Boot Sack Rule' feel free to implement this new rule in your community.
Our fans will inevitably begin to 'Man up'
Geaux Tigers!!
Posted on 9/14/10 at 11:33 pm to Tigerloo
quote:
I disagree - can't be sarcasm. This team should be so much better than 2-0 right now.
Plus the misereble loafers hav only won one SEC game and that was to the commies!
I will not stand for Les Miles' anti-amerikin crap! Our kountry is at war and he disrspectin our troops like that, it's unamerikin!
Posted on 9/14/10 at 11:35 pm to SouthernMan
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted on 9/14/10 at 11:36 pm to SouthernMan
So I just read the first few pages of this thread. First off its hilarious. Secondly, can people really think he's serious? really people? C'mon Man!!!
Posted on 9/14/10 at 11:43 pm to tigerwoods
quote:
can people really think he's serious? really people? C'mon Man!!!
Coarse he's sereious, u Kant be happy bout any number o things.
back in da day when LSU never lost, cept when Corch Sabin wanted to trick peeple and dat dont count we was feered by evreybody (cept USC but day was cheetin and got all dat moovie money).
n fact dats why Les miles let Jo MacNight go to usc, he kan't even recoot da best runninback ever from LA.
man, no wonder he aint happy bout any number of things!
Posted on 9/15/10 at 12:02 am to EricB
quote:
I wish we could start a sticky thread that's only purpose is to keep a list of people who responded to this thread in such a way that shows they clearly didn't pick up the OP's sarcasm.
+1
Genius Pimp!!!
This helped me finally start posting myself after just reading for so long over the years!! Way to pull them out so we know who they are, think you got them all but may need to keep this coming to the front page to get a few stragglers :)
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