re: Hello, Razorback Football Player..

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Jon Ham

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Oh look. It's you again.

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Superbowl? I'm in.

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I can't wait for LSU to kill Arkansas and you go back to irrelevant existence.

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This time tomorrow, you won't be.

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He'll be nowhere to be found tomorrow.

Is that the same two that blew it in the sugar bowl last year when yall needed them? You can point all you want about our losses against y'all. At least we don't fold on the big stage big boy. Also do I need to point out that y'all blew the fact that the sec had been undefeated against Ohio State. How Arkansas has had our number for so many years baffles me and scares me but the truth of the matter is that it won't happen this year. The only thing standing in between this team and an undefeated season is a shitty defense and a quarterback who folds under pressure in the back field and tries to float balls over sub par receivers. I'm sure that as I say this he will play lights out tomorrow but we will see. Good luck.

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He'll be nowhere to be found tomorrow.

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I'll make an appearance. I ain't skeered.

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Hello, Razorback football player. This your friend Baton Rouge Rose. Why do you come to play the Tiger when you know the Tiger is bigger, faster and stronger than you? Your coach lie to you. He tells you you can beat the Tiger but he knows you can't, poor player. He knows you are not safe here, Razorback player. He will laugh at you while you are hurt and watching the Tiger kiss your pretty girlfriend, Razorback player. The Valley of Death is dangerous, Razorback player. You cannot dig foxhole to hide from Honey Badger, Razorback player. Lay down your helmet, Razorback player. Go home and be safe in your bed where the Tiger cannot find you.

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You should change all of the L's to R's and all of the R's to L's. I'm to lazy to do it.

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I'll make an appearance. I ain't skeered.

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Translation: I'll show up, make lame excuses and claim that we're still the better team.

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Herro, Lazoback footbar prayel. This youl fliend Baton Louge Lose. Why you come to play the Tigel when you know the Tigel is biggel, fastel and stlongel than you? Your coach rie to you. He terrs you you can beat the Tigel but he know you can't, pool prayel. He knows you not safe heel, Lazoback prayel. He wir raugh at you whire you hult and watching the Tigel kiss youl pletty gilfliend, Lazoback prayel. The Varrey of Death is dangelous, Lazoback prayel. You cannot dig foxhore to hide from Honey Badgel, Lazoback prayel. Ray down youl hermet, Lazoback prayel. Go home and be safe in you bed whele the Tigel cannot find you.

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You should change all of the L's to R's and all of the R's to L's. I'm to lazy to do it.

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