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re: Girl soccer kicker: What to do if you're on opponent's special teams?
Posted on 9/20/11 at 2:26 pm to LSUtigersarefun
Posted on 9/20/11 at 2:26 pm to LSUtigersarefun
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Velocity = mass * speed
Oh dear.
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Posted on 9/20/11 at 2:46 pm to LSUtigersarefun
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quoting her size because:
Velocity = mass * speed
Dude... I think you meant to say force equals mass times acceleration. Velocity has nothing to do with mass. It's a vector. Speed with a directional component.
I hope you're not an LSU student or graduate, otherwise I weep for my alma mater.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 2:50 pm to Jacuzzitub
You are correct, I am glad you are perfect and never make a mistake.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 2:58 pm to DadFanAlum
The solutions are simple. All the blocker has to do is tell her that she looks fat. While she starts crying or swearing back at him, the return man zooms right past her. An alternative: tell the blocker to yell "Check out those high heels/that purse (pick 1)! She'll be so distracted that the return man can run right past her.
Seriously, if she can kick & has the ovarian fortitude to make a last-ditch tackle, then give her a chance to try out for the team.
Seriously, if she can kick & has the ovarian fortitude to make a last-ditch tackle, then give her a chance to try out for the team.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:06 pm to BooBoo
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If you can't take the hit, get off the field. That is why women should not play football with men. It's not as if they are playing baseball. Football is a full contact sport.
Obviously you haven't seen high school or college girls on the boy's wrestling team. Yes, it does occur, quite frequently. The boys don't want to wrestle the girl, but when they're facing a forfeit, they get on the mat with her and fight like hell. Sometimes the girl kicks the boy's arse, sometimes the other way around.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:09 pm to Tayday
The fact that lsu has 3 male kickers and can't get the job done is embarrassing IMO
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:10 pm to Tayday
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I dont know her personally but how is she going to take getting knocked on her arse a few times?
Fact is you don't know her personally and you assuming she would ball into the fetal position makes me think you're intimidated by her.
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Physically and mentally I think men can take more pain, regardless of their size.
My wife is pretty tough. And I'm so thankful that I didn't have something the size of watermelon tear open my a-hole on its way out. Women aren't as fragile as you think. I should know I've hit a few. Just kidding.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:10 pm to DadFanAlum
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:11 pm to CottonWasKing
you guys need to be respectful and chill out with the sexual comments. disgusting!
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:21 pm to Lester Earl
I detect sarcasm here but just in case.
Do you think this isnt what she expects and is prepared for? If she cant take jokes on a message board then she is most definitely not tough enough to play SEC football no matter the position.
I honestly dont give a shite if she plays. If shes better than everyone else we have let her play.
Do you think this isnt what she expects and is prepared for? If she cant take jokes on a message board then she is most definitely not tough enough to play SEC football no matter the position.
I honestly dont give a shite if she plays. If shes better than everyone else we have let her play.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:30 pm to CottonWasKing
IF THIS HAPPENS (THE GIRL PLAYS) SEASON TICKETS WILL GO UP. I CAN SEE THE HEADLINES NOW. TAF INCREASING FEES IN SUPPORT OF MO'S PERSONAL LOCKER-ROOM!
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:32 pm to CottonWasKing
She should definitely play in a pink jersey.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:32 pm to TIGEREYE1
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IF THIS HAPPENS (THE GIRL PLAYS) SEASON TICKETS WILL GO UP. I CAN SEE THE HEADLINES NOW. TAF INCREASING FEES IN SUPPORT OF MO'S PERSONAL LOCKER-ROOM!
HA HA
No
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:33 pm to saintsfan22
Pile on the queen and cop a feel???
Posted on 9/20/11 at 3:35 pm to saintsfan22
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This post was edited on 4/10/23 at 1:23 am
Posted on 9/20/11 at 4:31 pm to msutiger
Regarding the comparative weight thing:
It doesn't matter if she weighs approximately what a small male kicker weighs. Much of a woman's weight is from fat, strategically deposited around their bodies to (1) provide food for nursing children during lean times, and (2) make them physically attractive to men (true, look it up if you're skeptical).
Men, on the other hand, develop weight from hardened muscle and bone, via testosterone increases in puberty.
Think of a rock hitting a bowl of jello--not pretty for the jello, regardless of whether the weight is the same.
I agree, she kicks only on kickoffs and puts it out of the endzone--if not, she avoids contact and (like most kickers) tries to slow or delay the ball carrier while the pursuit catches up. She can get clocked this way for sure-- see that poor SOB from MooState we pummeled the last few years. OR, put her in only on committed, long field goal attempts, where we wont run a trick play and the chance of contact is practically nil. Sure sounds like a lot of trouble unless she's got an out-of-this-world leg.
It doesn't matter if she weighs approximately what a small male kicker weighs. Much of a woman's weight is from fat, strategically deposited around their bodies to (1) provide food for nursing children during lean times, and (2) make them physically attractive to men (true, look it up if you're skeptical).
Men, on the other hand, develop weight from hardened muscle and bone, via testosterone increases in puberty.
Think of a rock hitting a bowl of jello--not pretty for the jello, regardless of whether the weight is the same.
I agree, she kicks only on kickoffs and puts it out of the endzone--if not, she avoids contact and (like most kickers) tries to slow or delay the ball carrier while the pursuit catches up. She can get clocked this way for sure-- see that poor SOB from MooState we pummeled the last few years. OR, put her in only on committed, long field goal attempts, where we wont run a trick play and the chance of contact is practically nil. Sure sounds like a lot of trouble unless she's got an out-of-this-world leg.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 4:33 pm to Placebeaux
word
Posted on 9/20/11 at 4:37 pm to TheDoc
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It's a PR nightmare and a no win situation for lsu
Really? Why? Women get shot at in Afghanistan, I don't see why this is any worse.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 4:40 pm to foshizzle
Well the U.S. Military isnt trying to win the SEC now are they.....
Posted on 9/20/11 at 4:40 pm to BooBoo
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Football is a full contact sport.
Thank you for clarifying....I can now sleep better at night!
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