re: BYU starting LB out for year with redshirt for "personal reasons"

They found out he only had one wife.

This one stings. He's probably our third best LB (Warner and Pau'u are 1 and 2) but losing him will hurt. Seems like there are one or two of these every year. Sucks..

Don't know if it's sex or not, but it doesn't matter. Could be anything.

Next up is a kid from California named Adam Pulsipher. He's been showing well so far in fall camp and I think he can hang, but we'll see.

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Is that a euphemism at BYU for having sex before marriage?

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He watched the "All About Mormons" episode of Southpark and "had questions". He is being re-brainwas..... I mean rehabilitated.

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polygamy jokes personally. Were all jealous

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The frick?


What's the definition of polygamy? One wife too many


What's the definition of monogamy? THE SAME THING!!!




I'm not "jealous" of having more than ONE





I do agree it is old and not creative / funny

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Posted by CougarDroppings online on 8/17/17 at 1:14 pm to roguetiger15 quote: They found out he only had one wife. There's gotta be a better dig against BYU than the wives thing, right? It's tired and wasn't original the first time we heard it 50 years ago. You're like the third person to say it on this thread alone? I honestly expect more creativity from SEC fans..

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It's clearly bothering you so what is the need to be more creative?

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There's gotta be a better dig against BYU than the wives thing, right?

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There's definitely much weirder shite than putting up with multiple wives but it probably isn't easy working them into a joke. It's harmless and lazy.


Jesus visiting the US
Adam and Eve are from Missouri
No coffee or tea
The dark skin converts turning white by the grace of god. Is this the pitch to all the pacific islanders? Does this explain Sammy Sosa?

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That's a bummer. I want to face BYU at full strength if at all possible. We need to be challenged early if we intend to compete at the highest level with so much young raw talent.

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I want to win

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Does this explain Sammy Sosa?

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been hearing religious jabs my whole life... easily top 5! (Slow clap)

Usually if one is looking to really get under people's skin it's better if things are at least accurate - with that in mind

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How could you miss the magic underwear

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Members don't think it's magic - you might get a chuckle or eye roll from most, maybe if someone is wound tight this might get to them. The whole magic thing is a misunderstanding of what we actually view it as.

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Satan and Jesus are brothers

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shouldn't really get to anyone that is LDS. Derived from the belief that we're all brothers and sisters spiritually speaking.

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The Galactic council where all gods from each universe set on the council(This is some Green Lantern Corps type stuff)

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never thought of it this way, this was pretty freaking good!

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The more money you give to the Mormon church the higher kingdom you'll have once you leave this world

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this is the only one mentioned that would just leave whoever you said it to confused. Never has been a thing - if it ever does become a thing i'll be gone. Too lengthy to get into specifics.

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Black people had their skin turn this color after the fall from heaven

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the specifics on this are wrong but there was some seriously racist shite that was there.

All that being said i was interested to read your takes on the Miss State game. I guess I saw things a little differently I don't think the O-line had their complete way with the d-line. Caveat to that is that I was at the game and didn't go back and watch the broadcast - live it felt like overall they were decently matched.