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Best Tulane Jokes
Posted on 10/25/09 at 9:45 am
Posted on 10/25/09 at 9:45 am
I've heard 'em before but can't tell a joke to save my soul. How about sharing your best Greenie joke with the Tiger Nation.
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Posted on 10/25/09 at 9:55 am to Lutcher Lad
Heard about the guy who left 2 Tulane tickets on the dashboard of his car?
- When he got back he found his window broken and 12 more tickets!
- When he got back he found his window broken and 12 more tickets!
Posted on 10/25/09 at 9:59 am to Lutcher Lad
"Best Tulane Jokes "
the football program
the football program
Posted on 10/25/09 at 10:03 am to Lutcher Lad
After the football game, this LSU fan and Tulane fan were involved in a bad accident on a deserted road. The LSU fan knew he was at fault. He got out of his car to see if the Tulane fan was alright. Fortunately, neither of the men were seriously hurt. While waiting for the police to arrive, the men started chatting. The LSU fan said how foolish it was to hold such contempt for the other's team. After a short while, the LSU fan went to his car to get a bottle of wine to celebrate their new friendship. He offered it to the Tulane fan, who proceeded to down half of the bottle. As the Tulane fan started to pass the bottle to the LSU fan, he was interrupted by the LSU fan, who told him, "No thanks. I think I'll wait until after the police are gone".
Posted on 10/25/09 at 10:41 am to Lutcher Lad
Two Greenies are going to Tiger Stadium for the LSU/Tulane game. Traffic is so bad, they decide to ride a camel to the game. When they get there, they see alot of other Tulane fans rode their camel to the game too. So they tie their camel up to the fence around Bernie Moore and go in. When they leave the game, they go outside and find that every other Tulane fan has tied their camel to the same fence. One of them look at the other and says, "how the hell are we gonna find our camel" His buddy says, "No problem." Goes over to the first camel, lifts its tail and says, "no that's not ours", goes to the second ifts its tail and says, "no that's not ours", and so on. After the 4th time, his buddy says, "What the Hell are you doing?" He says looking for our camel. And the buddy says "how are you gonna find it like that"? And the Greenie says: "Our camel is special. Don't you remember when we stopped at that red light in Gonzales and that cop pulled up behind us and said "HEY, LOOK AT THOSE TWO ASSHOLES ON THAT CAMEL!'
Posted on 10/26/09 at 8:17 am to bwallcubfan
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ask a tulane alum or student to name ONE person that was ever asked to leave the school due to poor academic performance...... they cannot....
especially one that was paying their own tuition...
thinking their baseball team will ever be nationally relevant again - post university college era - is a joke...
ask a tulane alum or student to name ONE person that was ever asked to leave the school due to poor academic performance...... they cannot....
especially one that was paying their own tuition...
thinking their baseball team will ever be nationally relevant again - post university college era - is a joke...
Posted on 10/26/09 at 8:29 am to Lutcher Lad
What do you call a good looking woman on the Tulane campus?
A visitor.
A visitor.
Posted on 10/26/09 at 11:00 am to SouGent
Here is one for you:
What is the difference between a Tulane coed and a brick?
Ans: Once you lay a brick it wont follow you around
What is the difference between a Tulane coed and a brick?
Ans: Once you lay a brick it wont follow you around
Posted on 10/26/09 at 1:19 pm to bellewr
quote:
Once you lay a brick it wont follow you around
Posted on 10/26/09 at 1:32 pm to choupiquesushi
ask a tulane alum or student to name ONE person that was ever asked to leave the school due to poor academic performance...... they cannot....
Harvard doesn't flunk anyone out either. That doesn't mean it's not a good school.
Harvard doesn't flunk anyone out either. That doesn't mean it's not a good school.
Posted on 10/26/09 at 1:34 pm to Dr Rosenrosen
Don't have a cardiac, Doc. It's all in fun..we support all in-state schools when they're not playing the Tigers.
Posted on 10/26/09 at 1:37 pm to Dr Rosenrosen
quote:
Dr Rosenrosen
The guy you quoted has a serious hard on for Tulane. He flames in every single Tulane thread that is started on the MSB.
Posted on 10/26/09 at 1:40 pm to SouGent
Former Tulane assistant coach Terry Lewis, who came to Tulane after a coaching stint at the Naval Academy, was asked what he missed most about coaching at Navy when compared to Tulane.
His answer: "The pretty girls.".
His answer: "The pretty girls.".
This post was edited on 10/26/09 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 10/26/09 at 1:43 pm to Night Man
I hear you. I just don't like the academic smack talk on a sports forum (and this is coming from a Tulane guy).
Posted on 10/26/09 at 1:48 pm to Dr Rosenrosen
quote:
Dr Rosenrosen
Dr Rosenpenis....I love that movie.
Posted on 10/26/09 at 2:22 pm to yessir
who was the last recruit that chose tulane over LSU?
Tyronne Vaughn...
Tyronne Vaughn...
Posted on 10/26/09 at 2:52 pm to choupiquesushi
What's the difference between Tulane and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl...
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl...
Posted on 10/26/09 at 2:57 pm to Jax-Tiger
quote:
What's the difference between Tulane and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl...
rice crispies - get in bowls.
Posted on 10/26/09 at 3:25 pm to choupiquesushi
Best Tulane joke:
Did you hear about the Tulane grad that lost $ 100 betting for Tulane.,.
$50 on the game, $ 50 on the replay.
Best Tulane fight:
The Big Blowout 1938..and NO, I was not around then....
over 15,000 in the field....mascots, cheerleaders and water boys included....fight did not end until moonlight.....
Did you hear about the Tulane grad that lost $ 100 betting for Tulane.,.
$50 on the game, $ 50 on the replay.
Best Tulane fight:
The Big Blowout 1938..and NO, I was not around then....
over 15,000 in the field....mascots, cheerleaders and water boys included....fight did not end until moonlight.....
This post was edited on 10/26/09 at 3:33 pm
Posted on 10/26/09 at 3:44 pm to rbdallas
a car parked on poydras on tulane's homecoming day had 2 tulane tickets on the dashboard....a homeless guy walks by, notices the tickets and thinks this is his great opportunity. he breaks in, and leaves 5 more tickets.
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