re: Best Tulane Jokes

One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up: fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father. He replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some math problems and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "he’s a football coach at Tulane, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

You call the Tulane ticket office to ask what time the game starts and they answer " when would you like it to start?"

I grew up in New Iberia and on 1 side of our house resided Dr.J.B. Pecot-Big Tiger Fan and on the other side of our house resided Dr. Don Pavy-who played football for Tulane so as you can guess we enjoyed alot of bantering between the two of them! I remember the best one was when Tulane's Basketball Program got in trouble involving Rod Williams in a point shaving scandle and payments of $100 to him buy Coach Ned Flower back in 1985! Dr. Pecot tells Dr. Pavy how sorry he feels for him and all honorable Tulane Alumni and how it was an embrassament for the school....Dr. Pavy not missing a beat said .....don't worry we were using Billy Cannon Fake 100 dollar bills! Boy I miss being around those 2 great people!

all of your jokes suck

pietra, thats a good one

Doc, you sound somewhat defensive about Tulane academics.