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re: Best Tulane Jokes

Posted on 10/26/09 at 3:51 pm to
Posted by TigerBandAlumnus82
Pensacola,FL
Member since Jul 2007
3104 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

"Best Tulane Jokes "

the football program

Don't forget about that awesome marching band.

Directions to Tulane from LSU: East till you smell it, then South till you step in it......
Posted by Pietra
Member since May 2007
752 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 4:19 pm to
One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up: fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father. He replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some math problems and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "he’s a football coach at Tulane, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Posted by Fastball
Harahan
Member since Mar 2009
157 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 6:43 pm to
they're replacing the turf in the dome with cardboard when toolame plays.
reason: toolame looks better on paper.

They're no longer listing the attendence number in the paper the day after the game. They're just going to list of the names of the people that show up.
Posted by LSU4ever15
The Woodlands
Member since Mar 2009
341 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 6:50 pm to
You call the Tulane ticket office to ask what time the game starts and they answer " when would you like it to start?"
Posted by geaux from largo
Largo, Florida
Member since Oct 2006
2683 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 6:50 pm to
Pietra and Fastball

Loved em
Posted by rodsnscrews
San Antonio, Texas
Member since Oct 2007
137 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 7:22 pm to
I grew up in New Iberia and on 1 side of our house resided Dr.J.B. Pecot-Big Tiger Fan and on the other side of our house resided Dr. Don Pavy-who played football for Tulane so as you can guess we enjoyed alot of bantering between the two of them! I remember the best one was when Tulane's Basketball Program got in trouble involving Rod Williams in a point shaving scandle and payments of $100 to him buy Coach Ned Flower back in 1985! Dr. Pecot tells Dr. Pavy how sorry he feels for him and all honorable Tulane Alumni and how it was an embrassament for the school....Dr. Pavy not missing a beat said .....don't worry we were using Billy Cannon Fake 100 dollar bills! Boy I miss being around those 2 great people!
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 7:24 pm to
all of your jokes suck
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24456 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 7:37 pm to
rjone15 is a green weanie!
Posted by Purple N Gold Blood
Gods country
Member since Sep 2009
3012 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 7:52 pm to
pietra, thats a good one
Posted by Roovelroe
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
4372 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

It's all in fun..we support all in-state schools when they're not playing the Tigers.


No we don't.

The day that tulane has to drop football, (and that day is fast approaching), I am going down to a Willow Street bar and hoist one for the occasion.
Posted by TigerArkitek
Bestbank
Member since Oct 2005
1336 posts
Posted on 10/26/09 at 8:07 pm to
Doc, you sound somewhat defensive about Tulane academics.
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