re: Bee Rye's Guide to Gainesville

if anyone tries to sneak in a flask, don't wear cargo pants, they'll automatically pat you down if you wear those. it'll probably be cooler for the game so just put it in your back pocket. also don't drink in the stands, they have people on top of the luxury boxes with binoculars trying to find students drinking in the stands. go to the bathroom in a stall and pound some booze during breaks.

also don't stand on the bleachers, cops can be complete dicks about this. if everyone is doing it, do it, but eventually a cop will come around and yell at everyone so get down when you see a cop. they'll give people usually one warning

like every college, you'll experience some wasted students who'll go beyond friendly banter. just ignore them. most of our fans really aren't that bad

regarding tailgating... since the cops are dicks, most of the tailgate scene near the stadium is older alumni. the farther you go away from the stadium the more students you'll see. if you're a student at LSU, there's a bunch of small houses behind midtown where mostly students live and tailgate, i'd recommend walking around here if you want to find a student tailgate. they're usually inside houses and out on lawns. just be respectful and cool with kids throwing them and they'll let you hang around

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And if any of you accidently bring too much Boudin just give me yell.

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Where is a good spot for LSU fan RV parking? We will be getting there on Friday.

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The front desk got so many complaints that they called UFPD and they showed up in about 5 minutes to 'deal with them'

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I wouldn't doubt it. Not a smart move.
Won't make it this year. Have a great time ... until GAME TIME!!!

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What's that bar right down from the stadium with the white picket fence and multiple stories, kind of a nicer version of Flo-Bama? I member going there in 2008, really cool bar, great place to watch a game.

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thats the Swamp, although it isn't anything like Flora-Bama

bee, you plan on doing a guide for Barn? Me and some friends are making our first trip to Barn this year.

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bee, you plan on doing a guide for Barn? Me and some friends are making our first trip to Barn this year.

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You don't need nearly as much knowledge to navigate Auburn as you do Gainesville. Bring a case of beer and a 12-pack of toilet paper and you're pretty much good to go. Park your car wherever everybody else is parking and follow everybody to the stadium. You'll see LSU tailgaters on the way in.

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Bee Rye, how well does the traffic flow north after a game? Any shortcuts to I75?

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not very well. there are probably some shortcuts, but Gainesville really fricked up their grid system, and it would be confusing to get out of there trying to take back roads.

I shite you not, there are two intersections right next to each other that are the corner of 8th and 8th. if I were you, I would just wait in line on the direct routes to 75. campus is only a couple of miles from 75, and 75 is 3 lanes all the way, so once you get to the interstate its pretty smooth sailing.

Is MT's Chophouse any good? Mark's US Prime is full.

way to jinx the game fig.
and i'm glad you are going to miss BUffalos first win