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Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:38 pm to 81Tiger
Redneck Lent.... Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic...and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a
Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until the first Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The neighbors called the Priest immediately, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted"You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a
Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until the first Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The neighbors called the Priest immediately, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted"You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:39 pm to harry coleman beast
quote:Sup!
harry coleman beast
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:40 pm to filmmaker45
This rain delay is bananas. Theres no rain anywhere in the area except for right over the box.
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:40 pm to Dro
quote:
harry coleman beast
going to see curren$y at house of blues april 20th?
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:42 pm to cfish140
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going to see curren$y at house of blues april 20th?
Hopefully. Depends on how work is. Gonna be a great show
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:44 pm to harry coleman beast
Still raining on my Geaux Zone.
Flags swaying in the breeze.
Flags swaying in the breeze.
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:44 pm to harry coleman beast
Sports trivia: How many ways can you get on base without a hit? Name them
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:44 pm to harry coleman beast
Man, that stadium is DEAD.
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:45 pm to HeauxBeaux
walk
hit batsman
error
fielder's choice
strike out...take 1st on missed pitch
What else?
hit batsman
error
fielder's choice
strike out...take 1st on missed pitch
What else?
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:46 pm to HeauxBeaux
six other ways
how hard do yall think ULL is rooting for this to be rained out?
how hard do yall think ULL is rooting for this to be rained out?
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:46 pm to liquid rabbit
Somebody make it stop. I'm soaked.
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:46 pm to harry coleman beast
i saw him at howlin wolf last year on 4/20 and it was pretty legit...could have done without fiend and smoke dza though
i had to step outside for a second midway through because i felt like i was bout to black out from all the smoke
saw joe addai up in there blowin down
i had to step outside for a second midway through because i felt like i was bout to black out from all the smoke
saw joe addai up in there blowin down
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:48 pm to liquid rabbit
1 Base on balls
2 Hit batsmen
3 Error
4 Sacrifice
5 Fielder's choice
6 Strike out (passed ball)
7 Strike out (wild pitch)
8 Catcher interference
2 Hit batsmen
3 Error
4 Sacrifice
5 Fielder's choice
6 Strike out (passed ball)
7 Strike out (wild pitch)
8 Catcher interference
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:48 pm to harry coleman beast
An Alabama student had never traveled outside of the Tuscaloosa area in his life. Finally he was asked to attend a confetence in Boston. He is at the conference with College students from all over the world. He see's a girl that he thinks is gorgeous, but he doesnt know what to say to her to break the ice. Finally he gets up enough courage to approach her. He says (in a redneck voice) "Hey, what school does you go to? She says "Yale" He then screams "HEY WHAT SCHOOL DOES YOU GO TO"?
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:48 pm to josh336
The game ain't getting rained out. It's one litle cell that isn't moving.
Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:50 pm to The Boat
How do you get on base with a sacrifice?
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