Bama players shouldn't be able to hear a damn thing while their offense is on the field

Exactly. Every damn second they’re on that field

Let’s import some vuvuzelas from South Africa

I’m gonna make sure all those pussy students that like to sit down during games are standing the entire night screaming at the top of their lungs. I know I will and I can’t wait to hear how loud it will be for Bamas first offensive series. Let’s set the tone early boys! The louder we are, the more rattled and discombobulated they are!