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Annual Reminder - Get your DAMN priorities straight during football season!!!
Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:51 am
Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:51 am
"A man had 50 yard line tickets for an LSU game.
As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.
He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
"No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the first man.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the LSU game, the biggest sporting event in the state and not use it?"
The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the first LSU game we haven't attended together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral.""
As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.
He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
"No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the first man.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the LSU game, the biggest sporting event in the state and not use it?"
The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the first LSU game we haven't attended together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral.""
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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:54 am to Tiger Ree
That’s good, but old.
ETA. Fricking Tiger Ree
ETA. Fricking Tiger Ree
This post was edited on 8/10/19 at 8:55 am
Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:56 am to West Palm Tiger561
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but old.
Never change:
quote:
Annual Reminder - Get your DAMN priorities
Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:58 am to Tiger Ree
Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:12 am to Tiger Ree
Ree, your passion is appreciated. Have a good day today at the scrimmage and thanks for the morning laugh.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:25 am to Tiger Ree
I didn't know soulless robots like you had priorities
Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:27 am to Joe Mantegna
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I didn't know soulless robots like you had priorities
I laugh every time I read the words in the OP. Apparently, you read them and immediately thought about me.
Who is the soulless robot?
Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:42 am to Tiger Ree
Looking forward to you bringing the enthusiasm this season Ree. Don't ever change.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:58 am to Drizzt
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this season Ree. Don't ever change.
Don't worry.
You can never convince a TRUE LSU fan to not pull for his Tigers!!!!!
Posted on 8/10/19 at 11:24 am to Tiger Ree
A golden oldie.
My sympathies go to the hate filled people that down voted this old joke.
Your lives must be a total seething void.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 11:26 am to Joe Mantegna
fricking cry harder about it
Posted on 8/10/19 at 11:26 am to Tiger Ree
Tiger Ree, remember that time you were charged with a felony?
Posted on 8/10/19 at 11:34 am to Tiger Ree
You are a loser.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 11:36 am to West Palm Tiger561
Oh god he got him
Posted on 8/10/19 at 11:52 am to Tiger Ree
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You can never convince a TRUE LSU fan to not pull for his Tigers!!!!!
You didn’t when Les was the coach
Posted on 8/10/19 at 12:30 pm to Gray Tiger
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A golden oldie.
My sympathies go to the hate filled people that down voted this old joke.
Your lives must be a total seething void.
It is pretty sad even if they live in Louisiana.
I probably have an over-active sense of humor but I don't see how someone can read the OP and be pissed off.
Weird group of people on this board for sure.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 12:33 pm to Tiger Ree
Haha, that was pretty good.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 12:58 pm to LSU40
That was hilarious thank you.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 1:06 pm to hg
Yea he actively cheered against Les. He’s not an LSU fan, he’s an O fan. His posts with that stretching retard make it obvious. If O got fired tomorrow, we would never hear from Ree again
Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:23 pm to p&g
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fricking cry harder about it
He's giving it all he's got.
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