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re: Classic Willie "William" Williams Lines
Posted on 7/15/08 at 10:38 am to Maximus
Posted on 7/15/08 at 10:38 am to Maximus
I'm pretty sure Williams was the guy that also faxed a signed letter of intent to 2 different schools on signing day. He sent first one to Miami then faxed one to FSU. Both schools thought they got him. NCAA ruled the one he faxed first was binding.
That kid is fricked up.
That kid is fricked up.
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Posted on 7/15/08 at 11:50 am to jlsutiger
That was Jonathon Colon but he was too stupid to qualify anyway. His loi went to Miami first but they just said frick it, Florida can have him.
Posted on 7/16/08 at 10:01 am to Maximus
He told her that he wasnt a snowman when his host made him wait on in the cold for two shuttles to pass before they got on a bus.
Posted on 7/16/08 at 3:41 pm to Boudin
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ive never heard of this guy? wtf? who is that?
-not a brain surgeon
-an exceptional athlete
-wasted talent
-not properly home trained
Posted on 7/17/08 at 1:58 pm to Tiger_n_ATL
Posted on 7/17/08 at 1:58 pm to SirRohantheDefender
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This post was edited on 7/17/08 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 7/17/08 at 2:00 pm to SirRohantheDefender
"Coach [Coker] looks like an old guy in his 50s or 60s, but he's real cool. When he talks, he sounds like he's 18 or 20. And when I saw he was driving the Escalade, I was like, 'Dang, coach got some taste.' "
"UM looks like it has a real good business school. After going on these trips and living like King Tut, I think business is something I want to get into."
On running through Miami's tunnel: "I was running like a blind man. I had my eyes closed cause I didn't want none of that smoke to get in my eyes. Coach was like, 'It's OK, Willie. It isn't going to hurt you.' Now, I know. Running through that smoke was awesome."
On Florida: "I ate so many meatballs, the people there started looking like meatballs. Some guy kept trying to get me to eat alligator tails, but I wasn't having it. I told him, 'I'm not the Crocodile Hunter.' I don't touch reptiles."
"They had girls come out, all dressed nice, but it took awhile. It was a weird beauty pageant because there were some people talking about black history the whole time. Then it got worse. They had guy models come out."
"UM looks like it has a real good business school. After going on these trips and living like King Tut, I think business is something I want to get into."
On running through Miami's tunnel: "I was running like a blind man. I had my eyes closed cause I didn't want none of that smoke to get in my eyes. Coach was like, 'It's OK, Willie. It isn't going to hurt you.' Now, I know. Running through that smoke was awesome."
On Florida: "I ate so many meatballs, the people there started looking like meatballs. Some guy kept trying to get me to eat alligator tails, but I wasn't having it. I told him, 'I'm not the Crocodile Hunter.' I don't touch reptiles."
"They had girls come out, all dressed nice, but it took awhile. It was a weird beauty pageant because there were some people talking about black history the whole time. Then it got worse. They had guy models come out."
Posted on 7/17/08 at 2:03 pm to SirRohantheDefender
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"I was running like a blind man. I had my eyes closed cause I didn't want none of that smoke to get in my eyes. Coach was like, 'It's OK, Willie. It isn't going to hurt you.'
Posted on 7/17/08 at 2:07 pm to True Grit
you left out the best part.
"Now, I know.."
"Now, I know.."
Posted on 7/17/08 at 2:17 pm to SirRohantheDefender
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On running through Miami's tunnel: "I was running like a blind man. I had my eyes closed cause I didn't want none of that smoke to get in my eyes. Coach was like, 'It's OK, Willie. It isn't going to hurt you.' Now, I know. Running through that smoke was awesome."
that dude is a character, ive never seen a recruit with this much funny material.
Posted on 7/17/08 at 2:23 pm to Boudin
"this guy must be with ebert" is one of the classics. pure comic gold.
We wont see another man like William for some time.
We wont see another man like William for some time.
Posted on 7/17/08 at 2:55 pm to SirRohantheDefender
this one is great
Following the campus visit, the recruits boarded a bus with the coaching staff and headed for the Orange Bowl. Williams said he wasn't aware the recruits had a police escort.
''We'd get to a red light and I would hold on because the bus driver would just take it,'' he said. ``Coach Coker looked at me and he was like, `Are you OK, Willie?'
'I was thinking the bus driver was crazy. Coach Coker was like, `Willie, we've got police escorts.' I told him, 'Thank God. I thought the police were trying to pull us over and give us a ticket.' That was pretty funny.''
Following the campus visit, the recruits boarded a bus with the coaching staff and headed for the Orange Bowl. Williams said he wasn't aware the recruits had a police escort.
''We'd get to a red light and I would hold on because the bus driver would just take it,'' he said. ``Coach Coker looked at me and he was like, `Are you OK, Willie?'
'I was thinking the bus driver was crazy. Coach Coker was like, `Willie, we've got police escorts.' I told him, 'Thank God. I thought the police were trying to pull us over and give us a ticket.' That was pretty funny.''
Posted on 7/17/08 at 3:07 pm to tigers72577
Posted on 7/17/08 at 3:16 pm to SirRohantheDefender
Greg Shaw isn't a fricktard like Willie is he?
Posted on 7/17/08 at 3:20 pm to SirRohantheDefender
that recruiting year with willie's diary was the one of the best i can ever remember. there were some gems in that diary.
willie, along with kenny irons' and his interview while at auburn are both sheer genius.
kenny irons - genius.
willie, along with kenny irons' and his interview while at auburn are both sheer genius.
kenny irons - genius.
This post was edited on 7/17/08 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 7/17/08 at 3:22 pm to tigerstrike
“Candy, I love candy. I love candy bars and snacks. If they didn’t make snacks and junk food then I would be lost. I wake up in the morning eating honey buns. (Strength and Conditioning) Coach Yoxall wants us to gain weight and I tell him that I eat good food and then he asks what I have been eating. I always tell him that I’ve had two Little Debbie snacks, some brownies, and some cookies. He always tells me that is not going to help me gain weight, but I love snacks. I would eat snacks over any kind of healthy food any day.”
Posted on 7/17/08 at 3:25 pm to SirRohantheDefender
"i tell them i play right water."
tell me about it, man. we need to find someone rich like mark cuban to sponsor a face-off between the two.
you have to admire the lack of regard for what people will think of their answers.
tell me about it, man. we need to find someone rich like mark cuban to sponsor a face-off between the two.
you have to admire the lack of regard for what people will think of their answers.
This post was edited on 7/17/08 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 7/17/08 at 3:26 pm to tigerstrike
Q: What is your best talent outside of football?
A: “Drawing. I like to draw
A: “Drawing. I like to draw
Posted on 7/17/08 at 3:27 pm to LSUpsychWARD
I like to disguise myself as other people, too. I call that a talent. I like telling people that I am somebody else. I tell people that I play water polo and if they ask me what position I play I tell them right water. I don’t even know if that is a position but I tell them that I play right water.
Posted on 7/17/08 at 3:30 pm to LSUpsychWARD
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I don’t even know if that is a position but I tell them that I play right water.
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