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re: Chicken why do you let your admins run amuck?
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:14 pm to Chicken
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:14 pm to Chicken
quote:
Jenx, after I measure myself,
Just a heads up, Chicken, don't measure from the top, but rather from the anus to the tip, from below. Scientifically, the base of your penis starts there. That's how the porn stars advertise their outrageous sizes. It's a little trick of the trade.
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Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:19 pm to Jenx
NOT ME!
Whew!
Whew!
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:25 pm to RummelTiger
Pardon me while I make a few salient points:
1. Wasn't me.
2. Someone in this thread (hint: the OP) has a persecution complex.
3. This thread delivers.
4. Help Board is the best board on the site.
5. Sour cream in a squeeze bottle is money.
1. Wasn't me.
2. Someone in this thread (hint: the OP) has a persecution complex.
3. This thread delivers.
4. Help Board is the best board on the site.
5. Sour cream in a squeeze bottle is money.
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:26 pm to Ice Cold
6. Measure from the anus
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:29 pm to Festus
quote:
Festus
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:33 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
OWLFAN86
Hi, buddy! :wave:
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:41 pm to RummelTiger
Buddy?
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:50 pm to RummelTiger
HI YA 
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:51 pm to RummelTiger
I think jenx may need a break
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:54 pm to Festus
quote:You already made that incredibly cogent and topical point in this thread, and I didn't want to steal your moment in the proverbial spotlight.
6. Measure from the anus
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:55 pm to Ice Cold
quote:
Ice Cold
Well...?
Posted on 3/21/11 at 9:57 pm to Ice Cold
quote:
You already made that incredibly cogent and topical point in this thread, and I didn't want to steal your moment in the proverbial spotlight.
This makes me feel infinitely trusting of Ice Cold.
Posted on 3/21/11 at 10:00 pm to RummelTiger
quote:Well ... what?
Well...?
Posted on 3/21/11 at 10:01 pm to Festus
you make ONE funny post and now youre gonna do all you can to keep this thread up top of the board arent you?
Posted on 3/21/11 at 10:04 pm to Ice Cold
quote:
Well ... what?
Whatcha packin', Ice?
I would recommend using a cloth tape measure and not the metal one - that fast action retraction could prove problematic...
Posted on 3/21/11 at 10:05 pm to OWLFAN86
I love you, Owl. Tell me how you feel about me.
Posted on 3/21/11 at 10:08 pm to RummelTiger
quote:
I would recommend using a cloth tape measure and not the metal one
The metal one was cold.....probably cost me an inch.
Posted on 3/21/11 at 10:13 pm to ByteMe
quote:
The metal one was cold.....probably cost me an inch
The skin of the scrotum is extremely thin and delicate. Thus, the veins have only a very thin layer of protection. When the scrotum skin is lacerated, it can bleed for days before finally clotting. The pain can also be excruciating. Sharp objects around ones scrotum should always be handled with utmost care. Do not shave your scrotum with electric clippers.
Posted on 3/21/11 at 10:13 pm to RummelTiger
quote:Hard to say, because I topped out the old-school 12-inch wooden ruler. I was sure to remove the sharp metal straight line guide.
Whatcha packin', Ice?
I would recommend using a cloth tape measure and not the metal one - that fast action retraction could prove problematic...
I need to get one of those painter's wooden yardsticks from my helpful hardware place.
Posted on 3/21/11 at 10:14 pm to Festus
You know way too much about ball sacks.
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