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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:36 am to
Posted by TheMailman
Member since Jul 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:36 am to
I don't get out of bed for $25. I was thinking more like $100 per hole. If we add another zero to that number, I may even travel to play.

The thing is, I'm not a golfer but I'm a gambler. I can tell now that you're neither. You don't stand a chance
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 8:39 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118246 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:40 am to
Very nicely done malvin.


Science is such a beautiful thing, and integral part of golf. Having posted a swing vid, and letting people see the sort of torque and horse power we love and that most have come to appreciate, you join the ranks of others who aren't scared, are able to be ID'd, and have established themselves on this board by proving once again that you're not a lesbian.


If I might suggest one thing, and this has absolutely nothing to do with the hot melt work you've done here. I also know you measured it for science, and have a D 2.8 measurement that has been taken and recorded for the log, and for science. However, most lesbians here will see what you've done and question a few things. Most importantly, what you haven't done. Lesbians like one thing: bulging lumps protruding from your physique. After finishing high and letting it fly, I noticed your calf needs work. If you ever expect to have sex with a lesbian, you better start doing some calf raises. I do 7,000 a night.


In summation, nice work. There are lesbians that will like what you've done here.


Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66860 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:03 am to
You need to do a few more sets of calf raises.



Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66860 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:07 am to


who's foot is that?
Posted by MSH
America
Member since Oct 2014
2785 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:21 am to
quote:

and DIY vibrators


Go on...
Posted by malvin
Member since Apr 2013
4628 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:31 am to
quote:

who's foot is that?

Somebody trying to steal trade secrets of my handy work
Posted by BagMan69
Flora Bama
Member since Nov 2016
638 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:46 am to
You are a 14 handicap, do you really want to lose 1,800 dollars? I suggested 25 a hole to be fair.


You think you can hang because you shoot 86 on a 6,200 yard course with a rating of 70. You are the one that is scared.

Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:47 am to
quote:

$25 nassau?


Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87886 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:53 am to
If you knew anything about golf and were actually a low single digit HC, you'd be referencing slope rather than rating when trying to compare yourself to a bogey golfer. FYI.
Posted by TheMailman
Member since Jul 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 10:02 am to
quote:


You are a 14 handicap, do you really want to lose 1,800 dollars? I suggested 25 a hole to be fair.


You think you can hang because you shoot 86 on a 6,200 yard course with a rating of 70. You are the one that is scared.


Is all that nonsense up there an acceptance of my proposal? I will even allow you to name the course. Fair enough?

And for what it's worth, you suggested a $25 Nassau. I thought a Nassau bet was front nine, back nine and total.

This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 10:04 am
Posted by TheMailman
Member since Jul 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 10:43 am to
Crickets.

This dude here
Posted by DivotBreath
On the course
Member since Oct 2007
3715 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 10:50 am to


Try it out on one of these!
Posted by BagMan69
Flora Bama
Member since Nov 2016
638 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 11:32 am to
quote:


Hot Melt DIY
If you knew anything about golf and were actually a low single digit HC, you'd be referencing slope rather than rating when trying to compare yourself to a bogey golfer. FYI.


I was having a conversation with a 14 handicap golfer. Really didn't see a need to mention the difference between his 129 slope course and a 142 slope course, given the numerous factors that go into calculating the slope of a course - seeing as you said, this was being said to a bogey golfer, therefore RATING would be a more appropriate measure in the context of this conversation.

But it appears you require a holistic and ad nauseum explanation for all matters, and as such you should hold yourself to the same standard moving forward FYI

Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1799 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 12:03 pm to
I think non-rejection can constitute acceptance. Boom. Contract formed.

Let's get this match set up
Posted by TheMailman
Member since Jul 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 12:54 pm to
I'm in and available anytime douchebagman wants to play the match. I don't trust him so we will need an official scorer from this golf board to keep things honest.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87886 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

seeing as you said, this was being said to a bogey golfer, therefore RATING would be a more appropriate measure in the context of this conversation.
Not when comparing to a scratch golfer as yourself which is what is taking place here. The slope would be a much better indicator of how difficult a course would be for that golfer compared to you.
quote:

But it appears you require a holistic and ad nauseum explanation for all matters
If appears you're a dumb bitch whose sole purpose on this board is to let people know how self-consciously inadequate you are.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34183 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 1:32 pm to
I will score the event. I need a 6 of blue cans as payment
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20209 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 1:33 pm to
this is greatness


I'm having trouble releasing the toe of my putter. can I send it to you OP?
Posted by The Rodfather
I'm not really sure?
Member since Nov 2008
3941 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:15 pm to
You don't even have to clean them. I have been trying to test or find a set of callaway MBs in person for a couple years.
Posted by malvin
Member since Apr 2013
4628 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:21 pm to
The set is 3-PW. Best I can tell they are 1/2" longer than standard. I don't know what they are bent to. The have project x 6.0 shafts, except for the 3 iron and 7 iron. I stole those shafts when I had bent shafts in my new irons. I am out of town right now but if you get me an email address I will get pictures to you and you can make an offer. But I won't be back for about a month

ETA: they are sweet. Made me a believer in muscle backs. I now play mizuno mp4s and if I didn't spend so much money on those I could be convinced to go back to the callaways.
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 8:29 pm
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