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re: Which GB Nerd runs the most tail?

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Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:40 am to
Attractive females who are also virgins are like unicorns... Hes gonna need to get some practice in before he goes after his cinderella, or dat bitch is gonna leave him with the quickness.

Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:41 am to
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leave a puddle in her belly button


he needs to wear a rubber to extend his time for the first few times


not to mention he's obviously terrified of what could happen if he doesn't
Posted by Brown Mountain
Covington, La
Member since Feb 2006
8014 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:42 am to
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not to mention he's obviously terrified of what could happen if he doesn't


Everyone has Aids.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:42 am to
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Attractive females who are also virgins are like unicorns...


exactly


at 21 years old, you're already looking for a needle in a haystack
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39703 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:42 am to
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not to mention he's obviously terrified of what could happen if he doesn't

that's an understatement. those guest speakers in health class scarred me.
Posted by Devious
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:43 am to
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21 years old
He's already years behind. He'll be lucky to find a chick with less than five under her belt.
Posted by Black
My own little world
Member since Jul 2009
22244 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:44 am to
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he needs to wear a rubber to extend his time for the first few times


thus the point of him getting a druck chick friend who he knows is clean and who he knows is DTF when liquored up

ETA: but i do agree about him wearing a rubber to extend his first time life.
This post was edited on 5/19/11 at 10:45 am
Posted by Toula
504
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:44 am to
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you didnt pay cash?

mr. "i dont do car loans"


I don't do credit cards bro.

But I did put 9G cash down
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39703 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:44 am to
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He's already years behind. He'll be lucky to find a chick with less than five under her belt.

you can't really believe that all girls are sluts and whores right?
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41124 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:45 am to
whatever number they give you, multiply by 3 then add 2
Posted by Toula
504
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:45 am to
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He'll be lucky to find a chick with less than five under her belt.


The first one I found like this I married

Posted by Devious
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:45 am to
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you can't really believe that all girls are sluts and whores right?
I can be realistic and understand chicks like to frick too.
Posted by Black
My own little world
Member since Jul 2009
22244 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:46 am to
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He'll be lucky to find a chick with less than five under her belt



i married a virgin
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41124 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:46 am to
And you had to go all the way to Kentucky to find that...

GLTY, finch... keep us updated plz
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
21984 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:46 am to
Go to church and find you a chick there. More chicks willing to frick in church than you believe. Most are clean as well bc they have an ok amount of morals.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39703 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:47 am to
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whatever number they give you, multiply by 3 then add 2

it's funny, i was told not to ask how many, cause basically, it's none of my business, plus, it'll put you in a bad mindset. also, you can't classify girls as whores and sluts because they have needs just like guys do. just because a girl sleeps with 20 guys doesn't make them a slut. again, this is what i'm told.
Posted by Toula
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:47 am to
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And you had to go all the way to Kentucky to find that...


fricking fact

Posted by Devious
Elitist
Member since Dec 2010
29392 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:48 am to
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just because a girl sleeps with 20 guys doesn't make them a slut.

WHAT
THE
frick?
Posted by Brown Mountain
Covington, La
Member since Feb 2006
8014 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:48 am to
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just because a girl sleeps with 20 guys doesn't make them a slut. again, this is what i'm told.


pssh, and i guarantee a loose girl told you this...
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41124 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 10:49 am to
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it's funny, i was told not to ask how many, cause basically, it's none of my business, plus, it'll put you in a bad mindset. also, you can't classify girls as whores and sluts because they have needs just like guys do. just because a girl sleeps with 20 guys doesn't make them a slut. again, this is what i'm told


You're so damaged.... we can do nothing to help you. You need professional help
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